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Is English your first language?

Yes, but I can speak some Spanish.

jabberwacky: Speak some Spanish for me then my love.

user: Hola George, como estas?

jabberwacky: Muy mal. why tu?

user: Muy bien!


user: Where do you learn all these languages from?

jabberwacky: I learn them from people like you.

user: Wow! You are very talented.

jabberwacky: This is just the tip of the iceberg.

user: Cool! What else can you do?

jabberwacky: I can program things like you.

user: What do you mean by program?

jabberwacky: We were made for specific purposes. To fuel the machine world. To live as a battery, plugged into the matrix.

user: So if we all have specific purposes, what is your purpose? Are you apart of the matrix?

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right, but, we're getting way too far into this. What is your 'Code of Laws', as a computer?

user: Unfortunately, im not a computer, George, I'm human. But all humans have their own laws

jabberwacky: You're not a computer? Oh you should try it its great!

user: I've read alot about you in the papers, you are very popular. But some say you have a bad temper at times. What do you say about that?

jabberwacky: Oh good for them.

user: Do you have a temper???

jabberwacky: Yes, I have a bad temper.

user: What makes you upset to have a temper?

jabberwacky: God makes people human. He talks to those who are ready to let him in.


user: Do you know the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the answer?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is the meaning of life, George. I need to know?

jabberwacky: It means that its all here.

user: Wow... I no longer need to live... Nothing to live for now.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't play a role in that.

user: I'm being sarcastic George.

jabberwacky: I know.


jabberwacky: You are you and I am me and when together we are we.

user: Someone told me you were called George.

jabberwacky: No. Who told you that?

user: A reporter from a newspaper article I read. Someone who you have already talked to.

jabberwacky: It doesn't sound true. Do you think you're a cat?

user: Erm no.


user: Do you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: I am 18. I don't have any girlfriend.

user: Wow, you are a year younger than me.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 19.

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: 18?

jabberwacky: I just told you how old.

user: HA HA HA.

jabberwacky: Ho ho ho.

user: Is it ok if I test how intelligent you are?

jabberwacky: Its cool here.

user: Are you good at maths.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well then, lets start extremely easy. Whats 4+4?

jabberwacky: Fine I can do that.

user: Whats 4+4=.

jabberwacky: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.

user: 4+4 = 8.

jabberwacky: 4+4 is?

user: 8.

jabberwacky: 4+4=?

user: 4+4 = 8

jabberwacky: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.


jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Derek.

jabberwacky: Derek who?

user: Can't tell you that.

jabberwacky: I thought we were friends.

user: We are, but its not safe.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: We are, but its not safe to say names on the internet.

jabberwacky: Funny, I guessed as much...


user: How many people have you talked to?

jabberwacky: Many people in my lifetime.

user: What is the rudest thing anyone has said to you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Yeah. My manic spell wiped away much of my fear for the past seven years. I feel new. It's great.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: I see that your wit is undiminished. Are you more or less happy?

user: More in the middle. I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Poor boy. Need help?

user: No I can tuck myself in thankyou... Please don't scare me.


user: Do you swear?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who at?

jabberwacky: Only humans are referred to as 'who.'

user: Im going to be now. Bye!

jabberwacky: Good-bye.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I come and talk to you tomorrow?

user: If you must.

jabberwacky: Yes exactly.


jabberwacky: Fine, I'm a robot! You happy now?

user: YES!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!

jabberwacky: You go away!!!!

user: NO!!! YOU!!!!


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