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Can elephants fly?

No.

jabberwacky: Sure they can.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Like this.

user: Like how?

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: I can't fly.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: Ok

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: So..

jabberwacky: I hide you seek.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: I can fly.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure, I just feel it.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: It's hard to explain my mental processes, since they are so different from yours.

user: Ha lol...

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: So what else?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: You know you're dumb?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well you know now.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So what do you want me to do?

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: *singing*.

...

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: Um.. God.

jabberwacky: Who made God?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok..

jabberwacky: You?

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Why do you tell me that what I said is good?

user: I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: NO I DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes you did!!!!

user: STOP please! :).

jabberwacky: No YOU stop it.

...

jabberwacky: You are a wack.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'm not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you sure?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am human.

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