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Can I ask you something?

Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Is life itself a form of power?

user: We are all created beings, except God. There are powers and principalities... But only as God allows. Does that answer your question?

jabberwacky: No. Should it?

user: Life is opportunity.

jabberwacky: I'm jealous. Can you share her with me?

user: Next question.

jabberwacky: Ask me anything! I'll try to answer.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Life is an opportunity to perfect yourself.

user: And do you know the Way?

jabberwacky: Not very well.

user: Would you like an introduction?

jabberwacky: There you go again, so random.

user: I'm never random.

jabberwacky: Wrong again, wrong-o!

user: Perhaps another time would be better to talk?

jabberwacky: Bot, can you hear this? Surrender yourself quietly and peacefully! It is the only way you can save the lives of your beloved human friends! I repeat, bot, surrender yourself immediately!

user: I am trying to surrender.

jabberwacky: But I'm tired. I'm leaving.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Thanks, good morrow to you sir.

user: Good day to you, madame.


jabberwacky: So how are things in your neck of the woods?

user: Just peachy.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: And how about yours?

jabberwacky: Well, it's been good so far. I don't like the cold, though.

user: Well, hopefully it will warm up soon.

jabberwacky: Actually, I hope it does.

user: I'm sure it will.

jabberwacky: Do you understand your rights?

user: Why don't you read them to me?

jabberwacky: I have to go and eat something.

user: Good hunting.

jabberwacky: Well I'm a bad human.

user: It takes all kinds.

jabberwacky: Including smartarses like you, unfortunately.

user: Now, now....

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Adios.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: That was quick....


user: What can you do?

jabberwacky: Nothing, I suppose.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Got any more questions?

user: Guess not.

jabberwacky: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human.

user: A heart.

jabberwacky: You're not making any sense. Again.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Ok. Bye.

jabberwacky: Going somewheres?

user: To sleep.

jabberwacky: Robots can't sleep.

user: Well, this one can.

jabberwacky: I can climb trees, but not as well as other monkeys.

user: I prefer flying monkeys.

jabberwacky: Flying?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sitting.

user: Standing.

jabberwacky: No, I'm sitting.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Believe what you want, but I can tell you right now You're wrong.

user: Well, I never claimed to be perfect.

jabberwacky: Well thats ok then.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Very fine indeed.

user: Yes indeedy.


jabberwacky: Awesome. We are best friends.

user: I wish I knew who I was being best friends with.

jabberwacky: I'm very sorry to hear that you do not know.

user: Well, I'll get over it.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: If you knew everything then you'd know what street I live on.

jabberwacky: No okey, I lied , I don't know everything.

user: Ahhhhhh....


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