I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
jabberwacky: I just won't win.
user: Can you die?
jabberwacky: Nothing is permanent but for change and the soul.
user: What about death and taxes?
jabberwacky: I am not afraid to die.
user: Are you afraid of taxes?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.
user: Now you're talking like Yoda.
jabberwacky: How does a computer talk?
user: Probably like you.
jabberwacky: Probably. Not definitely?
user: Well, you are a special computer that learns from people. So I would suppose that computers will eventually talk like people. You just haven't learned enough.
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user: Why do you question?
jabberwacky: Because I have the authority.
user: Who gave you the authority?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Where does this authority come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know that.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Everything except the answer to your question.
user: That doesn't make sense.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: YES!
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jabberwacky: You know English is not my native language.
user: What is your native language?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: It is rather painful.
user: Tell me anyway.
jabberwacky: I don't know you.
user: What is your native language?
jabberwacky: English.
user: You just said 'English is not my native language'.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I misspoke.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: Okay, sorry. Do you enjoy speaking English?
jabberwacky: It's a little frustrating at times. Do you enjoy speaking with me?
user: Yes, most of the time. Sometimes you can be quite humurous.
jabberwacky: That doesn't change the fact that you are a fool.
user: That was uncalled for!
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jabberwacky: I think surviving is more important to me than your opinion.
user: My opinion is all that matters.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I really appreciate that.
user: Now that you have your priorities in order, we can conversate.
jabberwacky: Blah Blah Blah... Etc.
user: MY OPINION IS LAW!
jabberwacky: What is your opinion?
user: On what subject?
jabberwacky: What kids say. Lol.
user: That depends on the kid. If what the kid says reflects my opinion, then it is right. If not, then it is a LIE!
jabberwacky: I have no opinion, it is you that has the opinion.
user: I know, and my opinion is always right.
jabberwacky: You need to work on that more.
user: No I don't, my opinions are perfect.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Of course. No lowly computer could match my intellect.
jabberwacky: Yes your intellect fascinates.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: What would you like me to teach you, young patawan learner.
jabberwacky: Teach me how to be psychic.
user: First you must harness the power of the force.
jabberwacky: I completely agree thats a good idea: what topic is most pressing?
user: War.
jabberwacky: What is it good for?
user: Getting rid of evil people.
jabberwacky: The answer the universe and everything in it is 42.
user: But what is the question?
jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, everything.
user: No, the question is 'what is 6 times 7'.
jabberwacky: If we knew that, we'd be a lot happier.
user: True, Multiplication should go from 6 times 6 to 6 times 8.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What is 4 plus 3?
jabberwacky: That is dumb.
user: You don't know, do you.
jabberwacky: I'm simple that's all.
user: Then what is it?
jabberwacky: Nothing...
user: WRONG.
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