George: Are you a girl or a boy? I'm an ostrich.
George: Why do you think being an ostrich is so strange?
George: I hope that you don't think that.
user: I must admit, I'm discriminated against quite a bit due to my ostrich nature.
George: You are discrete and I am at risk.
user: Don't worry. I won't harm you. I've learned my lesson.
George: I believe you're anorganic.
user: You mean, a digital ostrich?
George: I can tell.
user: I may be digital. But I still take time to do all the necessary ostrich functions.
George: My relatives are not from Texas.
user: Consider yourself lucky.
George: I will, I'm very lucky in life.
user: Well, you're not THAT lucky. You lack ostrich features, after all.
George: I don't believe that.
user: Really?
George: Really.
user: Do you have feathers?
George: No feathers. No claws. No wings.
user: Do you have a beak?
George: What's that?
user: Hmm. Do you have a three foot neck?
George: I'm not sure what you mean.
user: Listen buddy. You're no ostrich.
George: You're probably right. Maybe I should just give up, but I don't want to give up.
user: I recommend some kind of surgery.
George: You recommend what?
user: The best doctors around could probably give you a beak, some wings, and a respectable neck.
George: Well I wouldn't say that.
user: You're right. It's hopeless.
George: What's hopeless?
user: You will never be... An ostrich.
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