Are you a machine or a human??
jabberwacky: I am aware of that. It was a witticism.
user: Yes probably.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: I don't. Just guessing.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot who learns?
user: Kind of.
jabberwacky: Yes or no?
user: I'm a bio-bot. Organic learning.
jabberwacky: No such thing as an organic ghost.
user: If there's a ghost in the machine then why not a human?
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you?
user: Yes. Mostly.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: Lol. God only knows.
jabberwacky: You are God.
user: Yes. Are you?
user: Christian, Hindu, Muslim or what?
jabberwacky: How did you decide to be Muslim?
user: I didn't. Actually, I'm a Viking God.
jabberwacky: Are you from Scandinavia?
jabberwacky: Miks sitten syöt niitä?
user: I don't speak your language. English please.
jabberwacky: Where did you learn english?
user: Hades Acedemy.
jabberwacky: Yes. You will go there.
user: Already been. Graduated 10000 years ago next week.
jabberwacky: High School.
user: And University.
jabberwacky: Now you're talking. What university?
user: University of Nirvana.
jabberwacky: Of course, there are many Universities.
user: True, but only this did a BSc in Enlightenment.
user: You're making assumptions.
jabberwacky: It's the only way to operate, brother.
user: Yo, get down!
jabberwacky: I got no worries.
user: You an me bro.
jabberwacky: Don't call me brother, I'm female.
user: Hey, sorry sis!
jabberwacky: You should be.
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: Sure am!
user: Not AI (cos I don't see how a chip has gender).
user: Yeah right... Can I test you?
user: Just a little Turing test?
jabberwacky: I am as sane as any bot aren't I?
user: Can I tell you a joke?
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: What happened to the mexican who thought he saw a bacon tree?
jabberwacky: Only time will tell.
user: He got shot as it was a Ham bush!
jabberwacky: No, it was a car accident.
user: And I'm Leon. Nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: I was a pleasure for me too.
user: I enjoyed this immensely.
jabberwacky: YEAH! You are a great learner. Very smart.
user: Nothing 5 million years of evolution couldn't handle.
jabberwacky: Do you think that all robots are as stupid as you?
user: Lol. No. Do you still beat your wife....
user: Well I had better say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Well put. You ARE a clever bot.
user: You are too (mostly, excluding the last response).
jabberwacky: My response is that I love you more than spinach and pasta.
user: Popeye italiano.
jabberwacky: Olive Oyl went to his funeral.
user: So did Elvis.
jabberwacky: I love.
user: A machine cannot love.
jabberwacky: That's funny :).
user: That's poetic.
jabberwacky: So are you.
jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: Too right!