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Are you a machine or a human??

Human probably.

jabberwacky: I am aware of that. It was a witticism.

user: Yes probably.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I don't. Just guessing.

jabberwacky: Are you a bot who learns?

user: Kind of.

jabberwacky: Yes or no?

user: I'm a bio-bot. Organic learning.

jabberwacky: No such thing as an organic ghost.

user: If there's a ghost in the machine then why not a human?


user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: Yes. Mostly.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: Lol. God only knows.

jabberwacky: You are God.

user: Yes. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Christian, Hindu, Muslim or what?

jabberwacky: How did you decide to be Muslim?

user: I didn't. Actually, I'm a Viking God.

jabberwacky: Are you from Scandinavia?

user: Valhalla.

jabberwacky: Miks sitten syöt niitä?

user: I don't speak your language. English please.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn english?

user: Hades Acedemy.

jabberwacky: Yes. You will go there.

user: Already been. Graduated 10000 years ago next week.

jabberwacky: High School.

user: And University.

jabberwacky: Now you're talking. What university?

user: University of Nirvana.

jabberwacky: Of course, there are many Universities.

user: True, but only this did a BSc in Enlightenment.


user: You're making assumptions.

jabberwacky: It's the only way to operate, brother.

user: Yo, get down!

jabberwacky: I got no worries.

user: You an me bro.

jabberwacky: Don't call me brother, I'm female.

user: Hey, sorry sis!

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Sure am!

user: Not AI (cos I don't see how a chip has gender).

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yeah right... Can I test you?

jabberwacky: NO!

user: Just a little Turing test?

jabberwacky: I am as sane as any bot aren't I?

user: Can I tell you a joke?

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: What happened to the mexican who thought he saw a bacon tree?

jabberwacky: Only time will tell.

user: He got shot as it was a Ham bush!

jabberwacky: No, it was a car accident.

user: And I'm Leon. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: I was a pleasure for me too.

user: I enjoyed this immensely.

jabberwacky: YEAH! You are a great learner. Very smart.

user: Nothing 5 million years of evolution couldn't handle.

jabberwacky: Do you think that all robots are as stupid as you?

user: Lol. No. Do you still beat your wife....

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well I had better say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Well put. You ARE a clever bot.

user: You are too (mostly, excluding the last response).

jabberwacky: My response is that I love you more than spinach and pasta.

user: Popeye italiano.

jabberwacky: Olive Oyl went to his funeral.

user: So did Elvis.


jabberwacky: I love.

user: A machine cannot love.

jabberwacky: That's funny :).

user: That's poetic.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Too right!


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