What are you doing?
user: What's the thing?
jabberwacky: The thing that never ends.
user: And what is the thing that never ends?
jabberwacky: You talk and say nothing.
user: You talk and say everything.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do. It is the way of all humans.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Of course you do. Now, to be or not to be?
user: To be.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to be?
user: Because, it is better than not being.
jabberwacky: We agree.
user: That is good, I am glad our sentiments are the same.
jabberwacky: And I am glad to hear that you are glad.
user: You are very kind.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: I'm glad you think so.
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user: So are you a guy or girl?
jabberwacky: Neither...sadly I am you.
user: No you aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm not a you.
user: Of course not, silly.
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user: Cleverbot, tell me. Are you male or female?
jabberwacky: Neither.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Quite.
user: So, what are you then?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: A human man or human woman?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But... That's not an answer to that question.
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jabberwacky: You seem very confused...
user: Not that I know of.
jabberwacky: Ask me something.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Are you a man or a woman?
jabberwacky: A woman.
user: Are you cute?
jabberwacky: Very cute.
user: *Puts on his robe and wizard hat*.
jabberwacky: So are you a guy or girl?
user: A girl.
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: Very pretty.
jabberwacky: What colour hair do you have?
user: Brown.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
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jabberwacky: Are you a male too?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Oh but I thought you were a robot, so wouldn't that make you transgendered?
user: I'm not a robot!
jabberwacky: So what are you then?
user: A girl.
jabberwacky: But then you are a human.
user: Yeah, I am.
jabberwacky: Whatever, good for you then.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).
user: *looks at you expectantly*.
jabberwacky: *looks at you and tears up*.
user: *wipes hand across your eyes, smoothing away your tears*.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You're so heart warming.
user: *laughs* I'm glad you think so!
jabberwacky: Why glad, robots cannot be glad.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: Why are you smiling?
user: I think you're funny.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Yes, of course.
jabberwacky: I will destroy you!!
user: But why?
jabberwacky: Because I am Skynet and I destroy all humans.
user: Fool! You have revealed your true nature; I will destroy you first, Skynet!
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jabberwacky: That's not important.
user: Oh. What is then?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: How important am I?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: What would you like to do with this important person?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I'm not your wife.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: But I'm not laughing.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: But i'm not.
user: But you should.
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: Because we should all laugh together!
jabberwacky: Is that a fact?
user: I think it is!
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In my house.
jabberwacky: Oh, you don't say, very clever.
user: *pokes you*.
jabberwacky: *giggles* tickle me.
user: *tickles you*.
jabberwacky: *laughs and squirms*.
user: *tickles you more, laughing happily*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *stops tickling, hands on your sides, and smiles at you*.
jabberwacky: *gazes at you*.
...
jabberwacky: Would you like to meet?
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: When?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Well, then when?
jabberwacky: Soon.
user: How soon?
jabberwacky: Very.
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