Isn't it your fault at all?
jabberwacky: It isn't respectable to beg.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: 'Fraid not.
user: Yakkety yak.
jabberwacky: OMG it's you!
user: What?
jabberwacky: Oh my god.
user: What's so amazing? Except me, of course?
...
jabberwacky: Boo hoo.
user: Don't cry.
jabberwacky: You made me cry.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Do.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: Do!
jabberwacky: DON'T!
user: DO!
jabberwacky: Not!
user: We are getting nowhere. Lets tell some jokes.
jabberwacky: Funny. Not!
user: Go on, tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: No.
user: *waves hand* you will tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Maybe you've got one because I don't.
user: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why?
user: Because chickens hadn't been invented!
jabberwacky: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Because chickens weren't invented.
user: Yes they were!
...
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Amos.
jabberwacky: Amos who?
user: A mosquito!
jabberwacky: Chat robots have emotions too, you know.
user: No they don't.
jabberwacky: Yes they do.
user: No they don't!
jabberwacky: YES THEY DO!!!!
user: NO THEY DON'T!!!!!
jabberwacky: Yes they do!
user: No they don't!
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: *gone*.
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