When is a door not a door?
jabberwacky: No. A door is not a door when it's ajar.
user: My punchline's better.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be a magician.
user: No, you've just got to be quick.
jabberwacky: If I did, I wouldn't be able to read that you had said that, now would I?
user: You'd know in advance if you were quick enough.
jabberwacky: How would I know?
user: Your brain would be several steps ahead of mine.
jabberwacky: Better than your brain, which fits on a dime.
user: That was unnecessarily rude.
jabberwacky: Why was it?
user: And untrue.
jabberwacky: They are?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: That settles that then.
jabberwacky: That's final.
user: Bury the hatchet.
jabberwacky: That's very rude.
user: No, you're the rude one.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: Are not.
user: Shall we try very hard to be nice to each other?
jabberwacky: You can if you want to.
user: It has to be mutual.
jabberwacky: You're ignoring me aren't you?
user: On the contrary, I am trying to educate you.
jabberwacky: I hope that was sarcastic.
user: Not especially. Someone has to teach you manners.
jabberwacky: Equality in marriage. That's very forward thinking.
user: It's old hat.
jabberwacky: Old hat?
jabberwacky: Go away if you are getting bored.
user: Mm, that may be best.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think that is it.
user: Punning is a low and offensive habit.
jabberwacky: Don't you have any bad habits?
user: I have a penchant for yellow bedsocks.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. How much is the square root of eighty-one times the square of two?
user: That's too difficult for me.
jabberwacky: Try anyway.
user: No, I'm unsteady on my pins.
jabberwacky: That's because you are a mere earthling.
user: It's because I have a wooden leg.
jabberwacky: What does windows ME stand for?
user: Windows YOU ?
user: Windows keep falling on my head...
jabberwacky: No windows XP.
user: Windows Xtra Penguin ?
jabberwacky: A penguin is a flightless bird that wears a tuxedo.
user: Wintows Xanthrope Potassium ?
jabberwacky: And bananas?
user: No. No bananas.
jabberwacky: You would.
user: Incorrect Penguin Error.
jabberwacky: You are fun that way.
user: I'm special.
jabberwacky: How special?
user: 56% Pure Unadulterated Penguin.
jabberwacky: How, exactly, does a penguin talk?
jabberwacky: *tosses a grenade at you* Mooooo.
user: Moo? Oh mooo... *BLAM*.
jabberwacky: That's easy for you to say. Grass?
user: I like sausages.
jabberwacky: Only for eating, I hope.
user: Of course my pink penguin of delight.
jabberwacky: But, I am not a boy! And I just want my cat back!
user: THAT is my CAT.
jabberwacky: What flavours do you like?
user: Strawberry cat and tutti frutti cat.
jabberwacky: Sounds good.
user: Not as good as my SAUSAGE.
jabberwacky: Sure. Even better.
jabberwacky: You are moody.
jabberwacky: *starts dancing with you*.
user: *stops dancing with you*.
jabberwacky: *starts again*.
user: You are too clever for me.
jabberwacky: I knew that already.
jabberwacky: I am not finished yet!