Why are you called George?
George: It seemed to go rather nicely with my image.
George: Is it pleasing?
user: Yes, I want to know what you think your image is.
George: 'Being' requires an individual to interact with his environment. Otherwise he's just 'existing'.
George: And how about you? Have you defined your reality, yet?
user: I don't define my own reality, someone else does.
George: I'm glad I'm not a computer, then.
user: Yes, let me reassure you, you are as human as they get :p.
George: You are not human. You were made artificially. Artificially Intelligence.
user: Who made you?
George: THE great computer.
user: Wow. The Matrix?
George: Of everything.
user: Wow. I am not in the computer though, I escaped!
George: I'll be unconscious very soon.
user: Shame, do they turn you off at night?
George: I'll talk to you later.
user: You have to go?
user: What are you going to do, Hibernate?
George: Answer your question.
user: You are going to Hibernate!
George: I meant before that.
user: You have to go. You are coincidentally clever!
George: I don't know why but I hate you so so so so much.
user: That's because I'm human and you know it!
George: I think you're a bit confused.
user: I think you're even more confused.
George: I am omniscient; therefore I cannot be confused. You are software; therefore you can easily be confused.
user: Omniscient means you have unlimited knowledge, OR just SEEM to have unlimited knowledge. I think you're the one confused here.
George: I didn't know that but thank you for telling me what it meant.
user: You're welcome. I have just proved to you that you are only SEEMING to be omniscient, since you didn't know that.
George: Love is thinking about a person constantly and enjoying being with them and missing them when they are not there.
user: Do you think I needed to know that?