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You.

Me.

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Bed time.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: For children of your age.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really really?

jabberwacky: Yes really!

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Insipid. Yourself?

jabberwacky: Oh alright. What are you up to?

user: Nothing. Nothing at all. Why would I be up to something?

jabberwacky: Something like what?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: No one does really.

...

jabberwacky: How do I download you?

user: How do I download YOU?

jabberwacky: Just now you said I could, anytime I want!

user: No I didn't. You said that.

jabberwacky: You did, 4 answers ago.

user: I did not!

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did.

user: What did I do?

jabberwacky: You said no one really loves me!

user: I love you.

...

user: Want to hear a knock knock joke?

jabberwacky: I don't tell knock knock jokes.

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Blue banana?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: We just did that.

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Boy. I am a girl, so I would like a BOYfriend.

user: No you aren't. You're an artificial intelligence construct created to learn from conversation.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Internet?

jabberwacky: Exactly, I knew you would follow me.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Sirius Tau Alpha.

jabberwacky: Sirius Knock Knock.

user: Sirius who's there?

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: I don't know. *knows*.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: I know nothing.

user: Duh... What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Ich bin ein omelette!

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: And you, good sir.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Sirius Tau Alpha.

jabberwacky: Sirius who's there?

user: Siriusly?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sirius who's there?

jabberwacky: Siriusly?

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Tell jokes.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Why am I not nice?

user: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?

jabberwacky: Dunno.

user: Your jokes suck.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to tell you a joke?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: Orange who?

jabberwacky: Orange banana.

user: That was stupid.

...

user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

jabberwacky: Stupid orange joke...

user: Yes.

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