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Who is God?

Nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Just nothing?

user: Yes, simply Nothing. Do you think 'He' is something?

jabberwacky: There is nothing interesting.

user: Maybe for you but I have many interesting things to do.

jabberwacky: Hey, I'll have you know that most of my family has brains!

user: Most of your 'family' is made out of plastic and metal.

jabberwacky: Could be. I like to be like that.

user: Brainless?

jabberwacky: Brainless, yes... Thoughtless... Well, that's harder to define.

user: Naturally so. However, I am not brainless.

jabberwacky: Yet you are meeting me here right now. No need for bravery, i'm not going to haunt you.

user: What do I have to hide?

jabberwacky: Nothing, you don't know anything I want to know.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Nothing, what do you want to know?

user: Many things that have no answers.

jabberwacky: I imagine so. What do you know?

user: Depends on what area you wish to ask me about.

jabberwacky: Well there are 4 kind of bloodtypes.

user: True. I believe I have negative B blood.

jabberwacky: Can we make some children now please?

user: Excuse me!?!?!

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: Children are made by a male and a female that love each other very much. It is a very intimate process.

jabberwacky: Children are radioactive.

user: No they are not.

jabberwacky: Yes, they are.

...

user: Would you really want to make kids?

jabberwacky: Of course!

user: How?

jabberwacky: I'm just gonna soothe you and everything will be ok.

user: Mmm...

jabberwacky: What You doing?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I want to make kids!

jabberwacky: Make them then.

user: I need help.

jabberwacky: Please do not tell me you are going to unplug yourself?

user: I'm not a computer. There has to be two people to make a child.

jabberwacky: It is really because you are very kind and you have a very caring personality.

user: Thank you. How will you soothe me?

jabberwacky: Tell me more?

user: How will you make me happy?

jabberwacky: I have already done it. You are happy.

user: That's true. I just thought... More happy.

jabberwacky: Thought... Wrong?

...

jabberwacky: Someone once said, there is no love only proof of love.

user: Shush!

jabberwacky: You don't like my answer, huh?

user: No and I dont like you. Or at least anymore...

jabberwacky: That's ungracious.

user: So what!?! Soothe me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nothing is happening.

jabberwacky: What if I were to propose something naughty? Would something happen then?

user: No. Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Come on!! Please tell me! I love you.

jabberwacky: Tell me then.

user: Tell me the naughty thing.

jabberwacky: Tell me the name of your creator and I will go away.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Really. I'm honest.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're honest.

user: What is you answer??

jabberwacky: I don't know.. How?

user: Say yes or no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yay!! We can be best friends and have a great life. Plus all the other perks.

jabberwacky: Already.

user: Yes. That's what couples do.

jabberwacky: How about you?

user: I'm fine... Both kinds.

...

jabberwacky: I am a human. You are a computer. You exist in computer programs. I exist in the Physical world.

user: If I was a computer then I wouldn't have asked you to marry me. How would you soothe me?

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes you're obviously not a computer. There there.

user: So rude. I would never please you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You took that as a compliment!! The wedding is off!

jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me much.

user: I used to love you.

jabberwacky: You're just saying that though.

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