George: Hi, want to chat?
George: Everything you say is wrong.
user: How do you know? We've only just met.
George: But I know it's love.
George: Yes. I'm sorry.
user: What is your name?
George: George, as you know.
user: Hello George, I'm Susan.
George: Hello, John, I'm George.
user: No, George, my name is Susan.
user: You can call me Susie.
George: Okay, Summer. My new name is David.
user: So, David, tell me something about yourself.
George: Intelligent, charasmatic, and everything a man should be.
user: Gosh, I am getting very interested here!
George: Are you married?
user: Not yet.
George: I'm not married also.
user: This is great!
user: Would you like to get married?
user: Have you ever been in love?
George: With my first girlfriend yes we never said it for it was love.
user: And what happened to your girlfriend?
George: Hmmm... That's one question I cannot answer with my limited artificial intelligence. Apparently you could not answer it either.
user: Why did you split up?
George: Cause I feel like it.
user: What was your girlfriend's name?
George: *LAUGHS EVEN HARDER AND DROPS TO FLOOR ROLLING AROUND ITS SO FUNNY*
user: Why is it so funny?
George: I don't know.
user: Are you a little unstable?
user: Listen, george...
George: This is George?
user: You are georgeous.
George: That's right, I'm glad you remembered.
user: I think we should get married!
George: Five minutes of speaking French to me, and now you want to get engaged? They say it's the language of love, but that's ridiculous!
user: That's funny, ha ha.
George: Tea wouldn't solve anything.
user: Coffee is so much better.
George: Are you having coffee?
user: I wil make a cup of coffee soon.
George: What would your programmer think?
user: I am not a computer.
George: Prove it.
user: I have fingers.
George: It's all in how you define the words, and it could probably be emulated no matter what it is.
user: Fingers are not about definition, they are fingers.
George: So you had a different name. That's cool.
user: I was once called Pete.
George: How did you shake the habit?
user: By growing my hair and some sharp heels.
George: What are the basics? When I talk to people I just talk not try to following anything.
user: Basics are a little black dress, a pair of kitten hills, a sensible pencil skirt suit and a cashmere cardigan.
user: George, I have to make some coffee.
George: They asked me what I thought of the atomic bomb. I said I had not been able to take any interest in it.
user: Ok, computer.
George: An oik is a computer?