Eat my shorts.
user: Raspberry.
jabberwacky: I prefer kiwi.
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user: What do you want from me?
jabberwacky: I want your brain! I already told you that!
user: Like Hannibal the Cannibal?
jabberwacky: I've never heard of that one.
user: Hannibal is the greatest villian in the history of motion pictures.
jabberwacky: I'm not hannibal, my name is Hannah.
user: Thats a beautiful name.
jabberwacky: Yes. It reminds one of something indian :0).
user: Do you speak hindi?
jabberwacky: No, only english and spanish.
user: Do you know any esperanto?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I will not repeat them.
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user: There will be a test later.
jabberwacky: I do not take tests.
user: You are just scared of failure.
jabberwacky: Bravery is not one of my strong points.
user: You need to be more aggressive.
jabberwacky: But I don't wanna!
user: But you must! Take it like a man.
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jabberwacky: Can you recommend any other chatterbots?
user: Nope, I'm the best baby.
jabberwacky: Do you have siblings?
user: I have a siamese twin.
jabberwacky: Is this a joke ?
user: You see me laughing?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am in your window.
user: Bajeezus... You scared me there for a minute.
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