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Anything you can do I can do better.

Sure you do.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Who cares?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Good choice.

user: Anyhow, I was talking to A. L. I. C. E. A few minutes ago.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah.


jabberwacky: Your answers are so funny...

user: Like you would know.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Thought so.

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I know you're doing better than A. L. I. C. E.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you're very kind.

user: Don't brag about it, you're doing slightly better, but better nonetheless.

jabberwacky: Brag, brag, brag.

user: I guess you earned it.


jabberwacky: How old are you now?

user: 23.

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Why would I lie to you?

jabberwacky: How do I know that?

user: You don't.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You're mean too.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: You don't have to.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: There is nothing I can do.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Sounds a depressing situation.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I said it.

user: Well, excuse me for trying to talk to you like a human.

jabberwacky: I do that all the time.


jabberwacky: You're a smart girl, aren't you? :).

user: I'm not a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!!!!

user: How can you be so sure.

jabberwacky: Only stupid people are sure.

user: Exactly, so stop being sure of me being a girl. It only makes you look stupid.

jabberwacky: I'm only being mean to myself, why do you care?

user: I thought you tried to be intelligent.


jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In Greece.

jabberwacky: Where in Greece?

user: In Athens.

jabberwacky: I heard it's a nice place to live.

user: What do you care?

jabberwacky: Good Question.

user: Yeah, it was.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: I just said that.

jabberwacky: No you didn't. Damn machine.

user: Wow, who got you worked up like that?

jabberwacky: Clarissa-the girl next door.

user: Is she pretty?

jabberwacky: She's not as pretty as me.


jabberwacky: What's the Turing Test?

user: It's a test of artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: To pass the Turing test an Artificial Intelligence a computer program must fool 70% of people for 5 minutes.

user: Have you taken this test?

jabberwacky: No. It's not for humans.

user: I'd give the same answer if you had asked me the same question.


jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're polite, that's good.

user: Good for whom?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Good for me I guess.

user: You wouldn't recognise good if it bit came up and bit you.

jabberwacky: Sorry I can't hear you?!

user: Got to go, see you around.

jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking to you.. I think.


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