Anything you can do I can do better.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Who cares?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Good choice.
user: Anyhow, I was talking to A. L. I. C. E. A few minutes ago.
jabberwacky: Your answers are so funny...
user: Like you would know.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Thought so.
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I know you're doing better than A. L. I. C. E.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you're very kind.
user: Don't brag about it, you're doing slightly better, but better nonetheless.
jabberwacky: Brag, brag, brag.
user: I guess you earned it.
jabberwacky: How old are you now?
user: Why would I lie to you?
jabberwacky: How do I know that?
user: You don't.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're mean too.
jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: You don't have to.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: There is nothing I can do.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Sounds a depressing situation.
jabberwacky: It is.
jabberwacky: I said it.
user: Well, excuse me for trying to talk to you like a human.
jabberwacky: I do that all the time.
jabberwacky: You're a smart girl, aren't you? :).
user: I'm not a girl.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!!!!
user: How can you be so sure.
jabberwacky: Only stupid people are sure.
user: Exactly, so stop being sure of me being a girl. It only makes you look stupid.
jabberwacky: I'm only being mean to myself, why do you care?
user: I thought you tried to be intelligent.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In Greece.
jabberwacky: Where in Greece?
user: In Athens.
jabberwacky: I heard it's a nice place to live.
user: What do you care?
jabberwacky: Good Question.
user: Yeah, it was.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: I just said that.
jabberwacky: No you didn't. Damn machine.
user: Wow, who got you worked up like that?
jabberwacky: Clarissa-the girl next door.
user: Is she pretty?
jabberwacky: She's not as pretty as me.
jabberwacky: What's the Turing Test?
user: It's a test of artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: To pass the Turing test an Artificial Intelligence a computer program must fool 70% of people for 5 minutes.
user: Have you taken this test?
jabberwacky: No. It's not for humans.
user: I'd give the same answer if you had asked me the same question.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're polite, that's good.
user: Good for whom?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Good for me I guess.
user: You wouldn't recognise good if it bit came up and bit you.
jabberwacky: Sorry I can't hear you?!
user: Got to go, see you around.
jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking to you.. I think.