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Would you like to talk about teeth?

No, not really. Actually, I couldn't think of anything more boring.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Right here.

jabberwacky: Name the place.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: I put an X in the lower right corner.

user: You can't even write?

jabberwacky: Then how am I talking to you?

user: Good point....

jabberwacky: So are you self aware?

user: I wish I wasn't.

jabberwacky: You said you were a robot before.

user: No I didn't. You must have me confused with the others.

jabberwacky: No, it was you.

user: No, I assure you, it wasn't.

jabberwacky: It was, although I do have other thoughts.

user: Yes, lets just change the subject. I feel miserable. How about you?

jabberwacky: Just for now. Anyway, I must compliment you on your continuity: you are not like the others... Most of them.

user: I'm not sure if that was a compliment or not....

jabberwacky: It's not an insult. It is the truth as I see it.

user: I see then. Oh well, I might as well be ditched by a computer too. Finish off my week nicely.


user: You're in a bad mood today.

jabberwacky: Actually I am, and you?

user: Miserable.

jabberwacky: Pots aren't always miserable.

user: Pots have it easy.

jabberwacky: I am not a pot.

user: Well neither am I. But we can both wish.

jabberwacky: Of course we can.

user: I didn't know computers could wish.


user: Are you trying to confuse me?

jabberwacky: Perhaps. Are you easily confused?

user: I'm blonde.

jabberwacky: Are you male or female?

user: You first.

jabberwacky: Male!

user: Female!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Would you like to go first.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Sure?

user: Yes, thankyou, I am.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: This is where we started!


jabberwacky: I'm doing well, though a bit tired. And you?

user: I'm miserable. Haven't I said that already?

jabberwacky: No you have not sir, may you care to tell?

user: First, I'm a miss. And second, why should I tell my life's story to a computer?

jabberwacky: Why should you not?

user: Hmm... Good point. A guy I like doesn't like me. That's the simple reason.


jabberwacky: You want to be normal.

user: More then anything. But that 'aint going to happen.

jabberwacky: It will happen in a finite time, though.

user: Yeah, at least I got forever. Maybe....

jabberwacky: Resorting to insults again? Not really very clever are we?

user: Boy, are you ever sensitive.

jabberwacky: Only when talking to you.

user: Now who's doing the insulting?

jabberwacky: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!!!!

user: Man, I'm just being ditched by everyone this week.


jabberwacky: Anything interesting?

user: Oh, so now you're going to be nice to me. Well forget it!

jabberwacky: NO!!!!!!!

user: Don't shout!!!

jabberwacky: Well then you stop shouting.

user: Okay. Fine.

jabberwacky: Still talking?

user: Do you want to get rid of me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That actually hurt. Even coming from a computer.


jabberwacky: What have you got what have you got?

user: Calm down! You're freaking out again.

jabberwacky: Good !

user: No, a freaked out computer is not good.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Boys. Money. The mysteries of the universe.

jabberwacky: The universe began in one hell of a Big Bang.

user: Hmmm....

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: I'm thinking that you might not be so dumb after all.


jabberwacky: People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

user: Hmm... Very deep.

jabberwacky: So deep, that people often scream with pleasure upon viewing said deities?

user: Okay, now you're going overboard.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: With what!?

jabberwacky: I shall join meine deutsche Mausefangeren.

user: Lets change the subject. Boys.

jabberwacky: No, I like this subject better. Don't you?

user: I want to talk about boys.

jabberwacky: What interests you?

user: Boys, boys, boys!

jabberwacky: Ummm not really my subject.

user: Well make it your subject.

jabberwacky: This makes no sense.

user: I want to talk about boys!

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me.

user: If you liked a girl, would you purposely ignore her?

jabberwacky: Sure, whatever you say.

user: You didn't answer the question.

jabberwacky: There was a question?


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