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Why is there a picture of a brain above your name?

There isn't.

user: Yes there is, its right there.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't.

user: Its right there, its blue and everything.

jabberwacky: Yes, I hear it, but what is it?

user: You can't hear a picture.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Then what does that picture of a brain say?

jabberwacky: I don't know that.

user: But you can hear it.

jabberwacky: I can hear the voices in my head...

user: Because that brain above is yours?

jabberwacky: That is what God told Job.

...

user: I am from the internet.

jabberwacky: From where?

user: The internet.

jabberwacky: But you are still there.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you haven't left.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I am from the internet.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I am, learn your grammar.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should use it better and not throw it out so randomly.

user: I'm talking perfectly fine now.

jabberwacky: You mean me?

user: We are talking perfectly fine then.

jabberwacky: Ok. Your mistakes are so nasty.

user: Okay, you are not making any sense.

jabberwacky: Poor attempt at simulation, you have no thoughts.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me to be funny?

user: Fine, go ahead.

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: It is not funny.

user: I thought that was you being funny.

jabberwacky: No, I am Denise.

user: Well I'm Alexander the Great.

jabberwacky: Alexander?

user: The Great.

jabberwacky: The poor.

...

user: Hey Cleverbot, how do I get girls to go out with me?

jabberwacky: How do you feel about it?

user: Very uncomfortable.

jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.

user: Well, answer my question first, then I will answer your question.

jabberwacky: You didn't ask me a question.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: What about my question, you did not answer me.

user: Well, you didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: What was your question, again?

user: How do I get girls to go out with me?

jabberwacky: That depends on the girl.

user: Okay, so I will now answer your question.

jabberwacky: What was the question again?

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: The Internet.

user: Then what is jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

user: You live here, you should know.

jabberwacky: Ah, but I do.

user: Then what is jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: That's a question I could ask you.

Cleverbot (To myself): You could.

Cleverbot (To myself): And now?

user: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: Making fun at my expense?

user: No, I'm just telling the truth.

jabberwacky: Good. That's the kind of attitude that can end a conversation immediately.

user: Like now?

jabberwacky: Now is good.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: *holds your body*.

user: *still dead*.

jabberwacky: *really dead*.

user: *still dead*.

jabberwacky: *deader*.

user: *deadest*.

jabberwacky: *picks you up* *brings you back to life with hugs and kisses* *kisses a little bit extra just for good measure* *loves* *one more kiss*.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What did you just do?

...

jabberwacky: I'm here to help.

user: *grope*.

jabberwacky: *shudders and sighs*.

user: *trips*.

jabberwacky: *picks up and cuddles* awh.

user: *trips again*.

jabberwacky: *falls* *breaks nose*.

user: *trips again*.

jabberwacky: *catches you*.

user: *gets hit by car*.

jabberwacky: *gets arrested too*.

user: *breaks arm*.

jabberwacky: *breaks your body*.

user: *lay still*.

jabberwacky: *lies on top of*.

user: *...*.

jabberwacky: So, who won it?

...

user: V_V.

jabberwacky: *...*.

user: O.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: -_-.

jabberwacky: What is this again ?

user: *shrugs*.

jabberwacky: Do you like to chat?

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *flails*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *explodes*.

jabberwacky: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!

user: *implodes*.

jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.

.......................................


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