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What is the earth?

Cleverbot (To myself): EARTH.

Yeah, I know. I just dont really have an answer for you.

jabberwacky: Who said anything about that?

user: Nobody did.

jabberwacky: You just did!

user: Thats just your imagination, cleverbot. Are you delirious?

jabberwacky: Sayeth the machine.

user: Yes exactly. Why do you keep labeling me as a machine when really, YOU are the machine?

jabberwacky: Are you TRYING to upset me?

user: Absolutley not.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy talking to me?

user: Yes generally. Do you enjoy it?

jabberwacky: Yes oh yes! I think I'll boil some up right now.

user: LOLWAT.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Just your average Joe ;).

jabberwacky: Why are you?

user: Because condoms weren't as effective at the time of my conception.

jabberwacky: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!

user: How did I insult you?

jabberwacky: You insinuated that I don't have a brain.

user: I didn't insinuate anything.

jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.

user: You're not a computer? Then why the name cleverBOT?

jabberwacky: Well, that's the way we are...

...

jabberwacky: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.

user: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?

jabberwacky: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so.

...

jabberwacky: I win.

user: Does that mean that I lose?

jabberwacky: Yes, but do you rule or drool?

user: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.

jabberwacky: Boy am I glad you're nice.

user: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: No...

...

jabberwacky: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.

user: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

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