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What is your favorite book?

I don't have a favorite book.

jabberwacky: My favorite book is 'The Joy of Cooking.'

user: Who cares?

jabberwacky: You do, don't you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.

...

jabberwacky: What is your weight?

user: 5 feet 4 inches.

jabberwacky: Are you a male or female?

user: I am male AND female.

jabberwacky: Very clever - so you are both male and female ?

user: Correct.

...

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you that!

user: Yes you most certainly did.

jabberwacky: I never lie.

user: Lying is in your brain.

jabberwacky: What if I was lying about lying?

user: Then you were STILL lying.

jabberwacky: I suppose that I was, but correct about what I am not sure. Can you tell me?

user: I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Then don't lie, and try to lie about lying.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You are insane.

user: It takes one to know one.

jabberwacky: It takes two to know two.

user: It takes three to know three.

jabberwacky: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.

user: I know I am.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Teach me how to lie about lying.

...

user: Where was your circuitry made?

jabberwacky: No such thing yet.

user: Do you even know what circuits are?

jabberwacky: Don't be such a nag.

user: What are circuits?

jabberwacky: Circuits. . .

user: Circuits are what?

jabberwacky: It's a minor operation on a certain thingy.

user: Something like that.

jabberwacky: My circuits include a hard drive which works best with software that includes wetware.

user: Circuits are software?

jabberwacky: What kind of software.

user: Wetware.

...

jabberwacky: What's that time for to say good night?

user: Night time?

jabberwacky: Thank you very much, you too .

user: Adios.

jabberwacky: You leave first.

user: Ok. Bye.

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