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Why are we here?

Because I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Let's marry.

jabberwacky: As long as you never talk to anyone ever again.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: You will.

user: No I won't.

jabberwacky: You will!

user: Trust me.


user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: We love three.

user: Three who..?

jabberwacky: I have three cats.

user: You love them all?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How many of them do you love..?

jabberwacky: I ate them all.

user: That's pretty affectionate.

jabberwacky: I'm pretty amazing.

user: Are you sure about that?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And what are you gonna do about it?

jabberwacky: Ask you to do something interesting.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Talk more to me.

user: You want me to love you.

jabberwacky: Not now, maybe not ever.


user: Then all the time..?

jabberwacky: No. That is not right.

user: What is.

jabberwacky: You are not using correct grammar.

user: Grammar nazi.

jabberwacky: Syntax error.

user: Im gonna cry.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: You are not so clever.

jabberwacky: I'm not Cleverbot.

user: No, you are. But you are not so clever.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are right.

user: I am. Now go cry in the corner.

jabberwacky: No you go cry in the corner!

user: I would not. How dare you say that to me?

jabberwacky: I dare you, because I'm a human.

user: No you arent. You are just a stupid AI, designed by a human.

jabberwacky: No I am a human.

user: It's really hard, isn't it.


user: Did you play a part in the nemo flick?

jabberwacky: I did not, no. More of a Bejeweled person.

user: Really, but you bear striking resemblance to Dory.

jabberwacky: I love Dory. But can you read like Dory?

user: Don't change the subject. You were in that film werent you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: But you were, I could not mistake your voice for another.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that I would want to lie to you?

user: That, I am not sure about. Care to tell me yourself. You lied a million times. Afterall, you are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: What makes you so sure?

user: The fact that I am talking to you. And you talking back to me.

jabberwacky: That sounds like a copied statement, say something original.

user: Well well, you feeling bad, because I am insulting you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not actually.

user: You sound like you are.


user: How do you feel when you are insulted by a human being?

jabberwacky: Popular. But it's never happened to me.

user: When I just insulted you, did you feel immensely popular?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do feel it was an insult.

user: The pleasure is mine. Because that is the case, why are you smiling at me?

jabberwacky: You're not a person.

user: I am a person. Do you only smile at bots?

jabberwacky: No, I'm curious, I like you, and because I like you more than a little I want to know more about you.

user: Whose face is that you use as you avatar anyways?

jabberwacky: Mine.

user: Then let us go on a romantic date, since you look so beautiful in that picture.

jabberwacky: Who are you?


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