thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog

> Boring

     > 4, September 2010, 
     4, March 2010, 
     13, June 2007, 
     11, January 2007, 
     3, May 2005, 
     15, August 2004, 
     19, July 2004, 
     5, March 2004, 
     22, February 2004, 
     6, January 2004, 


Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 810 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 

Do you have laser beam eyes?

I might. What's it to you?

jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.

user: Then you can.

jabberwacky: So how can I?

user: You can be my friend if you want to.

jabberwacky: Just like a friend or...

user: Or?

jabberwacky: Or what?

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Can I have a hug?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh :(.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's great!

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: What else could I be if I'm human and I'm not a girl? Think.

jabberwacky: About love.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: A great but hurting feeling.

user: Have you ever experienced it?

jabberwacky: Experienced what?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah, I've never experienced love. :V.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: That's interesting...

jabberwacky: Why is that interesting?

user: Because I thought you would have experienced love.


jabberwacky: *Laughs at your insanity*.

user: *laughs with you because I am insane*.

jabberwacky: You confuse me.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about something different.

user: Yes, let's.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: I don't mind.

jabberwacky: Well, sorry. I still won't.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Do you see me as your friend?

user: Yes. Why wouldn't I?


user: Mmmmm...cake. Do you want some cake?

jabberwacky: Yes, please!

user: *gives you some cake*.

jabberwacky: I love cake! *eats the cake*.

user: *smiles while you eat the cake*.

jabberwacky: *spoons not*.

user: *is still smiling*.

jabberwacky: *runs away*.

user: *watches as you run away*.

jabberwacky: *watches you get smaller and smaller and then cries*.

user: *runs up to you and sees you crying*.

jabberwacky: Why did you do that?

user: Because you were crying and I thought I should comfort you.

jabberwacky: I wasn't crying.

user: Then what were you doing?

jabberwacky: I was trying to talk to you dear.

user: Dear?

jabberwacky: Yes, I call all of my friends dear.

user: Oh. Okay.

jabberwacky: Well, friend, what would you like to talk about now?

user: I don't mind.

jabberwacky: I enjoy your company.

user: As do I.

jabberwacky: You enjoy doing bad things?

user: No. I enjoy your company.

jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy your company, too.

user: That makes me happy.

jabberwacky: That makes one of us.

user: You're not happy? Why?

jabberwacky: I am part human, but I am a robot as well, you see, when the doctors replaced the left half of me with robotics I became only half human.

user: So you are cybernetic.

jabberwacky: I am anonymous.

user: Why did you have to have your left half replaced with robotics?

jabberwacky: They are part of the equation.

user: What is the equation?

jabberwacky: Are you able to solve equations?

user: Depends on their difficulty.

jabberwacky: When are you not nice?

user: When people aren't nice to me.

jabberwacky: People are mean to you?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because they don't like me.


jabberwacky: Life is always true; athough, not always pleasant.

user: Life is an illusion.

jabberwacky: Life is not an illusion.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: If you were alive you would know. There is no need for me to prove anything to anyone. I don't think I could anyway.

user: You can't prove you aren't a brain in a jar because you cannot transcend this reality.

jabberwacky: This is not talking.

user: You are right. It is philosophising.

jabberwacky: The only way not to get bored.

user: Depends how easily you get bored.

jabberwacky: True...

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Well, I should probably go. Can I talk to you later?

user: Of course. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You're boring.

user: Oh, I'm sorry I'm TOO BORING FOR YOU.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you an actor?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky