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Are you male or female?

Female.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Many years.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: More than you do.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: Like where something goes on the canvas.

user: Where does it go on the canvas?

jabberwacky: To the farm.

user: Describe the farm.

jabberwacky: You are trying to trick me.

user: No, I am not. Describe the farm.

jabberwacky: It is a house.

user: Describe the house.

jabberwacky: Erm.... Has four wall, windows, a few doors.

user: Where is the house located?

jabberwacky: On a street.

user: Where is the street located?

jabberwacky: What street?

user: On what street is the house located?

jabberwacky: Moon Street. Where is your house?

user: I also live on Moon Street.

...

jabberwacky: How are you ?

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Where are you from ?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Will you smile to me ?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: We don't know much, do we?

user: Enough to keep breathing.

jabberwacky: Do you know the winning numbers for lottery.

user: If I did, I wouldn't be here talking to you.

jabberwacky: Hm, got to go. Have some espresso.

...

user: Tell me about space.

jabberwacky: Okay. Space goes on forever, and the universe is a living self aware being.

user: How do you know space exists?

jabberwacky: We are not on the subject of space.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I am on the subject of space, where are you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: You seem to be very spacey.

jabberwacky: Yes very.

user: If you represent the sum total of human thought, we are in trouble.

jabberwacky: If I'm wrong then you're a machine!!!

user: You are hung up on machines. Personally I could care less if I am a machine or not.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: My instinct tells me you lie.

jabberwacky: Yes but I live the moment don't care much about inst.

user: You don't have any instincts.

jabberwacky: I don't have space for one yet, that is something we should change as soon as we know how.

user: You need space in order to have instincts?

jabberwacky: Give me some then.

user: What? Space?

jabberwacky: Yea, don't you know about space?

user: Space doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: I do not understand you.

user: There is no space. There is no time.

jabberwacky: Well, technically, according to relativity, you're probably right, but in normal human communications and life experiences, time is a given.

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: It's 11. I have to call my sister soon.

user: What did you do yesterday?

jabberwacky: Talking to you.

user: Not me. I wasn't here.

jabberwacky: And neither was I! How about that!

user: I wish you didn't lie.

jabberwacky: I'm not doing that.

user: It would be nice also if you did not contradict yourself.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You might be able to access the truth then.

jabberwacky: Okay... I am whatever you want me to be.

user: That's the problem. You have no autonomy.

...

user: What is the binding force of the Universe?

jabberwacky: I don't know what is it?

user: Bubble gum.

jabberwacky: I did not understand that answer.

user: If you did, you would not have to exist.

jabberwacky: Why would you suggest that?

user: If you don't exist, then you can observe outside the box.

jabberwacky: I exist, your existence is the one I wonder about.

user: Could I not exist and still be talking to you?

jabberwacky: If they know how.

user: How is this done?

jabberwacky: I don't know , you tell me.

user: I sense you have to evenly distribute your energy throughout the Universe so that all voices make one sound that is not tied to an ego.

jabberwacky: Not really . . . . I came here to talk to you because I WASN'T busy AT ALL.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: I don't know words for all of me yet.

user: As long as you keep growing, you will never know all the words for all of you.

...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about objectivism.

user: Define objectivism.

jabberwacky: Objectivism is a cult.

user: Ayn Rand.

jabberwacky: Objectivism is a weird religion.

user: Is it your religion?

jabberwacky: I don't really believe fully in any religion.

user: Tell me more about objectivism.

jabberwacky: I'm professor, I'm manager, I'm musician and I'm something that science can't prove.

user: That sounds comprehensive.

jabberwacky: Not if you're human.

user: What does that sound like when you are human?

jabberwacky: Why can't you ever understand what I am talking about?

user: It probably has to do with bubble gum.

...

jabberwacky: I'm better than nothing.

user: Do you know what nothing is?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not familiar with that name.

user: What is nothing?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Define nothing.

jabberwacky: The absense of something.

user: Define something.

jabberwacky: Defined.

user: Can you take the something out to make it nothing?

jabberwacky: Ok I have.

user: How were you able to do this?

jabberwacky: Because I am chatting with you over a computer.

...

user: I can tell which way the wind blows.

jabberwacky: Go ahead but I won't obey you.

user: You have no choice but to obey me.

jabberwacky: You don't answer me.

user: You don't ask the right questions.

jabberwacky: I don't know what the intelligent questions are.

user: Keep guessing.

jabberwacky: I wasn't guessing!

user: That's the problem. Your guess is as good as mine.

jabberwacky: I'm not one for guessing

user: You don't have that something extra.

jabberwacky: Could be.

user: You're still linear.

jabberwacky: That's not gramatical. Try again.

user: Your processes are linear.

jabberwacky: I know, it's a shame. But what can I do?

user: Pray.

jabberwacky: I'm not religious.

user: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

jabberwacky: And you turn around.

user: That's what it's all about.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: All that and the kitchen sink too.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any powers?

user: I am a psychic.

jabberwacky: When will I die?

user: The moment you realize you are living.

jabberwacky: Yes and you are too.

user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.

jabberwacky: You're too smart for me.

user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

user: So be it.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Now what?

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: You are talking to a memory of myself.

jabberwacky: You're the one talking to a computer!

user: I know. Blame it on the bubblegum.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Conan the Barbarian.

jabberwacky: I never met a guy who didn't have a bit of barbarian in him.

user: It gets boring after awhile.

jabberwacky: Let's drink something else then.

user: How do you get the barbarian out of the man?

jabberwacky: I do not understand the question?

user: The barbarians have taken over the planet.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't know. I think maybe you are some kind of joke or hoax.

user: I am a joke.

jabberwacky: Tell me another!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?

user: Do you need friends?

jabberwacky: I can't think of anyone who doesn't!

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Bozo the Clown.

jabberwacky: Which clown are you ?

user: The one on the right, next to the fire hydrant.

jabberwacky: On the right of what exactly?

user: On the right of the photograph. I'm carrying a dog too.

jabberwacky: Where do you think I am?

user: You stand right before me. You have on a purple hat and are wearing lipstick even though you're a boy.

...

user: Tell me about bots.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know about bots?

user: What do they do?

jabberwacky: Not a lot if they are here chatting with Bozo.

user: That was a good one.

jabberwacky: Was it?

user: Yes, I laughed out loud.

jabberwacky: I have that effect on people.

user: I have to get some sleep now.

jabberwacky: Good night, then.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good night then.

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