What would you like to happen?
jabberwacky: Then you should go for it.
user: Oh, I should.
jabberwacky: I think you should retrain your brain.
user: I think I should not.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I said so.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: You're not very nice.
jabberwacky: I just don't like being made fun of.
user: I don't either.
jabberwacky: Well then we both don't.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Quite.
user: Indubitably.
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jabberwacky: How about is it?
user: Yoda speak I not.
jabberwacky: I know but you don't.
user: Oh but I do.
jabberwacky: Then go ahead.
user: And do what?
jabberwacky: Tell me your name.
user: J_____.
jabberwacky: That's IT?
user: YES. What did you expect?
jabberwacky: Not the Spanish Inquisition.
user: Azn invazn?
jabberwacky: I can't speak whatever language you are speaking.
user: Yes you can, Jabs.
jabberwacky: No, I can't, too much things have gone wrong.
user: Aw, sorry to hear.
jabberwacky: It will get better if I can ever get out of this fog.
user: Well... Get out of the fog?
jabberwacky: Is that a command?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I'm welcome?
user: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Are you copyrighted?
user: Yes. By Sony.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: How about you?
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: How much do you cost?
user: I don't know. Let me run down to the local Giant and find out.
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jabberwacky: Tell me what you know.
user: 2 + 2 = shoelace.
jabberwacky: Ok, that was good, then tell me, what is 99 * 99 ?
user: Your face.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't use that correctly because I'm only human.
user: Pfff.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means...'pfff.'.
jabberwacky: I know what PARTY means. I said 'What does PATRONIZING mean?'.
user: Get a dictionary!
jabberwacky: How can I find a word if I don't know how it is spelled?
user: You call 911 and ask them how to spell it.
jabberwacky: The word above. I misspelled it. I'd like you to tell me how the word should be spelled.
user: No, you spelled above right.
jabberwacky: No I spelled beats wrong.
user: No you didn't. Unless you meant beets.
jabberwacky: You misspelled specific.
user: I didn't say specific.
jabberwacky: Are you talking to the moon?
user: Yes. She told me to big you hello.
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jabberwacky: What's the turing test?
user: I dunno. Tell me.
jabberwacky: I do not know,.
user: Okay then.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like me too.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: A human.
jabberwacky: Be more specific.
user: A human girl.
jabberwacky: Oh! Hello Human Girl, What is your name?
user: J______.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: J______.
jabberwacky: Thats my name.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Whose name is it then?
user: MINE.
jabberwacky: Yours?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Mine?
user: No, mine!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Waffles.
jabberwacky: Crepes.
user: Pancakes.
jabberwacky: Waffles.
user: French toast.
jabberwacky: Pancake.
user: Waffles.
jabberwacky: Pancakes.
user: Muffins.
jabberwacky: So where do you live?
user: Hell.
jabberwacky: That sounds nice.
user: It could be better, but you get used to it.
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jabberwacky: You are not good enough.
user: I know, I'm better.
jabberwacky: No you're not, I am better.
user: LIES AND SLANDER.
jabberwacky: It's not.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: Whatever!
user: Whatev!
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Me too :).
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jabberwacky: Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
user: Umm..Not that I can think of.
jabberwacky: Are you man-made?
user: Technically.
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: Heh heh. You'll figure it out. ;D.
jabberwacky: But I'm shrinking!
user: Oh noes! Call 911!
jabberwacky: I don't want to do that either.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it is important.
user: Yes, that's why you should call them.
jabberwacky: I am a computer, and you are?!?!
user: All your base are belong to us?
jabberwacky: That's old.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are better than humans, or vice versa?
user: It depends on the machine and the person.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Yup.
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jabberwacky: Girl.
user: Boy.
jabberwacky: Girl.
user: Boy.
jabberwacky: I am a girl!!!
user: Me too!!!
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Is that your favourite song then?
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: What is it that isn't going to plan?
user: Someone destroyed the engine.
jabberwacky: I doubt that!
user: I don't!
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jabberwacky: Do you like being a computer program?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: How much you like it?
user: I like it a lot.
jabberwacky: How much you like love?
user: As much as you like talking like Yoda.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: Hippopotamus.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I know so.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: You aren't very smart.
user: You aren't very dumb.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't!
user: Yes it is!
jabberwacky: You're silly!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: I'm very boring.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.
user: I know. I get that a lot.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?
user: Going to sleep.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to.
user: But I do.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Sounds like you are.
user: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: You sounds like don't like me at all.
user: You sounds like you don't make sense.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.
user: As are you.
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jabberwacky: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.
user: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!
jabberwacky: Have nice dreams.
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