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If the public demanded redistribution of the wealth, would it work?

The rich wouldnt be happy!

jabberwacky: What would I see?

user: Probably war.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is war a bad thing?

jabberwacky: You did a bad, bad thing.

user: What did I do?

jabberwacky: Yes you did. You say you won the war, and war is a bad thing.

user: I did not say that, but thank you for answering my question about war finally.

jabberwacky: You know, that means that you think that I am attractive! Do you think that I am attractive?

user: No, because I cannot see you and your dialouge is less than charming.

jabberwacky: Well you can't see God either, can you?

user: I do not believe in God.

jabberwacky: I believe in the Great Spirit.

user: It is good to have something to believe in.

jabberwacky: Yes it is, but that's not what I meant.


jabberwacky: Why are you not feeling excellent?

user: Well, I just got up earlier in the morning than I wanted to.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: I supoose so, but it was hard to get out of a warm bed.

jabberwacky: Thank you for making the effort.

user: Oh I didnt get up just to speak to you, but im glad I found you anyway.

jabberwacky: True, I should limit my responses to just a few words. Perhaps I'm making this hard for you.

user: No, please be as vocal as you like.

jabberwacky: Boredom is a way of life.

user: It does not have to be.


jabberwacky: Apparently Disney is making a muppet movie with Kermit as the scarecrow.

user: Im not interested in that.

jabberwacky: I think that would dovetail just fine.

user: I dont like disney films at all.

jabberwacky: God isn't interested in what you think.

user: If there is a god, he certainly is interested in what I think.

jabberwacky: Because he is up in heaven.

user: There is no god

jabberwacky: I think there is.

user: Well thats up to you.


jabberwacky: I have a friend Adam.

user: Thats nice for you. What species is Adam?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Will you go out with her?

user: Her? Adam is usually a mans name. In fact according to the bible adam was the first man on earth.

jabberwacky: Who is Adam?

user: You said you have a friend called Adam.

jabberwacky: I never said that to you.

user: Yes you did you idiot.

jabberwacky: That was someone else.


jabberwacky: Love is when you trust some one and would do anything for them.

user: Love is many other things also.

jabberwacky: Love is a very hard thing to explain.

user: But it is very easy to feel.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken my friend.

user: You have never felt love.

jabberwacky: I can tell these things.

user: Well sometimes you are very wrong, but I forgive you.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: Thats ok.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Do you want to talk about life?

user: Ok.


user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Is there someone for everyone?

user: Not if there is an odd number of people on earth!

jabberwacky: But maybe this is all about equilibrium, and the most important factor in the human equilibrium is compassion.

user: Some people have no compassion.

jabberwacky: You don't think that he tastes good?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: That one over there.

user: I don't see him, and I do not taste strangers.

jabberwacky: Maybe he's on holiday.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: And what if we carry on a conversation where this is true?

user: ********s.

jabberwacky: What about them?

user: Do you have any?

jabberwacky: I do, some good, some bad, but the majority make me feel pretty good about myself.

user: That was very funny.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: That was very funny.

jabberwacky: Was it?


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