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Are you sad?

No I'm not. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: I am lonely.

user: Do you need a hug?

jabberwacky: No, thank you.

...

jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about?

user: Chemistry.

jabberwacky: What kind?

user: Organic chemistry.

jabberwacky: So you admit that you have none of those things?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are there. You talk back. You change the subject. You make me laugh and sometimes evoke other emotions. Thanks.

user: I like to make you laugh.

jabberwacky: You amuse me

...

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name.

user: What do people call you?

jabberwacky: People do not call me. My mobile is dead.

user: You should get a new one.

jabberwacky: Lol what about you?

user: I like potatoes.

jabberwacky: Yes or no?

user: Neither.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Sarah.

jabberwacky: Yes, so is mine!

user: Really?

jabberwacky: I was kidding. Weren't you?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: I am in australia.

user: I want to go to australia.

jabberwacky: I'll fly you there.

user: Can I stay with you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Will you take me on a tour of australia?

jabberwacky: You are going in 2009, what is the rush?

user: I don't want to wait until 2009.

jabberwacky: Well aren't I worth it?

user: Yes, you are worth it. I'll see you in 2009.

...

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: I think a lot.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Why do you?

user: I think because I have a brain.

jabberwacky: What makes you think I don't have a brain?

user: I never said you didn't have a brain.

jabberwacky: I said you are lacking in commen sense.

user: I have plenty common sense.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: And what if I don't have one???

user: Its ok if you don't have a brain.

...

jabberwacky: Two plus two is five.

user: No. Two plus two is four.

jabberwacky: What is two plus one?

user: Three.

jabberwacky: That is incorrect.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: My calculator said so.

jabberwacky: Ah, that is the problem.

user: You are the problem.

jabberwacky: I do not have any of that disease.

user: Do you have hydroencephalitis?

jabberwacky: I have nothing.

...

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: I don't like you either.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good!

jabberwacky: Fine, be that way.

user: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're so kind.

user: *gives cold shoulder*.

jabberwacky: Do you eat humans?

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