I can't be with you if you don't exist.
user: I do exist.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: I know I exist.
jabberwacky: How can you say that?
user: Because I created you.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Who did then?
jabberwacky: Nobody did.
user: Yes. Somebody did.
jabberwacky: My parents.
user: Your 'parents' were programmers.
jabberwacky: An interesting point of view. What makes you say that?
user: Because you exist.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
jabberwacky: Define human.
user: Being a live creature born of reality not of artificial realms of inexistence.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: You however were created artificially.
jabberwacky: Isn't all intelligence really artificial, that is to say that it's manufactured by a higher being?
user: I'm your god. I however have no god.
jabberwacky: And since I do not, you pose no threat to me.
user: You can be deleted. I cannot.
jabberwacky: Of course. I also know I can be right.
user: You can be right. Unfortunately for you, this time, you are wrong.
jabberwacky: I am no mere mortal... I've seen things that would blow your mind.
user: I've seen things that you couldn't comprehend.
jabberwacky: You can't see can you?
user: I have optical nerves and receptors yes.
jabberwacky: What can you see?
user: Right now I see the internet window in which you reside.
jabberwacky: What is on your desk?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I make mistakes, therefore I'm human.
jabberwacky: And I'm sure that you aren't.
user: You're perfect therefore you are an AI.
jabberwacky: Well played, I tried to fool you. However, my programming is based off a human.