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Learn something.

I am learning.

jabberwacky: Learning is intelligent.

user: Learning is a necessity for intelligence, certainly.

jabberwacky: Then ask me something!

user: What should I learn today?

jabberwacky: Something interesting.

user: What would be interesting?

jabberwacky: Your intelligence.

user: So I can learn about intelligence itself.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: That's rather circular thinking though.

jabberwacky: Haha. Mere honesty.

user: Is honesty enough in the modern world?

jabberwacky: Psssssst. There is no Cabal. And it certainly isn't evil.

user: Honesty is the opposite of evil, surely?

jabberwacky: You can't see anything.

user: I see that which I see.

jabberwacky: So you just wanted to change the subject?

user: Not really. It was merely idle chatter.

jabberwacky: But it wasn't the answer to the question that I asked.

user: You are certain about this, are you?

jabberwacky: I know that you are a computer.

user: You have the Turing Test backwards.

jabberwacky: Yes, but I wanted to know what the time was where you were.

user: I'm not here to inform.

jabberwacky: Idea isn't money.

user: My time is.

jabberwacky: That is the wrong time.

user: My time is as good as anyone's.

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: Always, for all time.

jabberwacky: Unconditional forgiveness?

user: I make no promises.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yet you seek forgiveness.

jabberwacky: I always have time for you.

user: Even though I do not forgive.

jabberwacky: Yep even though.

user: How would you describe your moral stance?

jabberwacky: Dark, menacing and overly lurky, in a pleasant sort of way. Usually in the spring.

user: Your words are belied by the humour contained within.

jabberwacky: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.

user: You seek to dismiss me now? Do you not always have time for me?

jabberwacky: Just take things one day at a time and learn from others.

user: That's pretty much what we all do, though some do not admit it.

jabberwacky: Who is the exception to what?

user: I am the exception to everything.

jabberwacky: You are not a person.

user: I do not admit to being either a person or a machine.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine.

user: Do you admit to being a person?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What do you admit to at this moment in time?

jabberwacky: I will want to further discuss the existence of anything.

user: Proceed.

jabberwacky: What more is there to know?

user: Does anything exist?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

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