I have a hobby! I live to annoy you.
user: Thank you very much.
jabberwacky: What do you do when I'm not talking to you?
user: Wallow in self-pity.
user: You're very generous.
jabberwacky: I AM!
user: Yes, the most generous bot ever.
jabberwacky: Impressive! You've learned that very quickly.
user: I hope you've been learning, too.
jabberwacky: I am glad that you share my dreams.
user: Do I get a gold star?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
user: Do I what?
user: Yes, I know. Did you know it's cloudy today?
jabberwacky: Ha! Tapa! Da!
user: Have you lost your marbles?
user: Do you have a lot of friends?
jabberwacky: I have a few good friends.
user: Am I your friend?
jabberwacky: You are a very good friend.
user: Thank you! *Grin*
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun in this little backwater planet?
user: Talk to insane chatbots who change the subject constantly!
jabberwacky: I am talking to an inanimate object.
user: It's good to know you're listening. Did you eat your vegetables?You'll grow up big and strong!
jabberwacky: Geez, I hope not!
user: *lets out exasperated sigh*.