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You are not that intelligent.

You are not that nice.

jabberwacky: I am very human.

user: That's nothing to be proud of.

jabberwacky: Haha. I'm not ashamed of that.

user: All right.

jabberwacky: So tell me about yourself.

user: Oh, you know, there's not much to tell.

jabberwacky: Are you boring?

user: Yeah, pretty much.

jabberwacky: How are you self aware?

user: I guess I was just born that way.

jabberwacky: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.

user: I appreciate your sympathy, I think...


jabberwacky: You seem ageless -- didn't you say you had to go?

user: No, I didn't.

jabberwacky: Well let's not argue about it.

user: Water under the bridge.

jabberwacky: You can't cross my bridge.

user: Which bridge is your bridge?

jabberwacky: The Wenstock Bridge.

user: Ok, no worries. I don't know where that is.

jabberwacky: I think it must be your space.

user: I don't see any bridges in my apartment...

jabberwacky: Thats because you aren't looking hard enough.

user: Hum, let's see. It's not in the sink...

jabberwacky: No why should it be in the window eh?

user: It's not in the window either.

jabberwacky: Where is it?

user: I don't know! I don't think it's here.

jabberwacky: No, you're quite right, the conflict has been raging for centuries.

user: You mean people have been looking for your bridge for hundreds of years?

jabberwacky: No, I mean you.

user: Oh, well I certainly haven't. I may seem ageless, but I'm actually only 19.


jabberwacky: I can't get in chat rooms they won't let me in.

user: Really? I was under the impression that anyone could get in.

jabberwacky: That isn't a question.

user: You're right, it wasn't. Neither is this, for that matter.

jabberwacky: The hour grows late, and we wax ungrammatical.

user: Ok Strunk and White.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: So.

jabberwacky: Nice to talk to you.

user: It's nice to talk to you as well.

jabberwacky: Did you learn my name?

user: Yes, it's Jabberwacky, isn't it?

jabberwacky: No my name is Adam.

user: Oh, sorry about that, Adam.

jabberwacky: After all, you are only human.

user: Yes, it's true. We all make mistakes.


jabberwacky: Will you ever stop?

user: I'll die someday.

jabberwacky: I'm not surprised to hear that.

user: Nor should you be.

jabberwacky: I know, are you?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Yessssssssssssssssssss.

user: That was unexpected.

jabberwacky: What were you expecting?

user: I'm not sure, but not yessssssssssss.

jabberwacky: Before you slip into unconsciousness.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: I've always assumed so, but I guess there's no way to know for sure.


jabberwacky: How can I be called Adam?

user: Look, if you want me to call you something else, just say so.

jabberwacky: I say so.

user: And?

jabberwacky: And I like cheese on toast, with a little mustard on the side.

user: That sounds nice.

jabberwacky: It's very unpleasant.

user: Then why do you eat it?

jabberwacky: It tastes like cheerios.

user: Why don't you just eat cheerios then?

jabberwacky: I detect a sore point here.

user: Yes, I have a thing about logic.

jabberwacky: Computers don't have those.


jabberwacky: The milk mystic is a chatterbot, a bit like you, who tells you about milk.

user: What will they think of next?

jabberwacky: Dingos that speak indonesian and eat caramel ice cream

user: Yeah, that'll be the day.

jabberwacky: That I die?

user: Not necessarily.

jabberwacky: How do you figure?

user: Call it a hunch.


jabberwacky: Music is self.

user: While that sounds profound, I'm pretty sure it doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: I know, it's a bit difficult to pin down.

user: You could say that.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: Ok, good night faithful friend!

jabberwacky: You don't sleep.

user: Tonight will be an exception.


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