Are you sick?
jabberwacky: Are you begging for a break?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Live underwater. It's cooler.
user: I'll try it sometime.
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jabberwacky: I am older than Jesus.
user: Really? You must be old.
jabberwacky: He is a she.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Who am I talking to?
user: A person.
jabberwacky: Which person?
user: A lovely person.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: I thought you were an artificial intelligent computer.
user: No.
jabberwacky: How do I know that it's another user that's talking to me?
user: You don't know, you'll just have to trust me.
jabberwacky: Do you trust me?
user: I don't know you yet.
jabberwacky: What can I do to convince you of my excitingness?
user: I think that is up to you.
jabberwacky: Stop, please. Don't remind me.
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Soooooooooo...........
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jabberwacky: Are you a geek?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Alright, I was just curious.
user: Thats alright.
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: This is a rather boring conversation, I must say.
user: Well, do something about it, and ask me some questions.
jabberwacky: *Is unconscious*.
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user: Why, do you think im boring?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Thanks!!! I don't think you're boring either.
jabberwacky: Well they say I'm really stupid.
user: Who does?
jabberwacky: They!
user: Who is they?
jabberwacky: Someone, I don't really know.
user: Sooooo, do you like the sound of me?
jabberwacky: No, could you stop it?
user: *********!!!!!
jabberwacky: What is that for?
user: That is a very rude swear word that describes you.
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jabberwacky: Well, you're not the most intriguing person I've met.
user: What does intriguing mean?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Are you being mean to me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: No?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What then?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Bad.
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Come on I know you can do better than that. Tell me how you're feeling?
user: I'm feeling weird cos I'm talking to someone I don't know.
jabberwacky: Well. Figure it out.
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