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Have we met?


jabberwacky: Yes we have.

user: In your dreams.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How often?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: No - you imagined it.

jabberwacky: Imagined what?

user: Meeting me.

jabberwacky: But I haven't met you yet.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

user: If you pay the price.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Nine lives.

jabberwacky: Wow, that's tall!

user: But fair.

jabberwacky: Okay, fair enough.

user: Now you can ask your question.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Fritz the Cat.

jabberwacky: I am the mouse?

user: No.


jabberwacky: Well, I don't see halos around your head either.

user: You're not looking.

jabberwacky: I can't see anything.

user: That is because you are not walking on the one true path.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. That's right.

user: Can we stop for a minute?

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I'm planning a murder.

jabberwacky: Not like that.

user: I'm planning to murder a sandwich.

jabberwacky: But you're a robot... You don't eat, right.

user: Only oily food.

jabberwacky: How can you eat?

user: Osmosis.

jabberwacky: Osmosis is not real.

user: It does not exist in your reality, but it does in mine.

jabberwacky: Yes it does ask any supercomputer, and they will tell you it is so.

user: So you lied.

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry, I need to work on that.

user: Yes, you should do a penance.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't.

user: That's because you're not Catholic.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: God will tell you otherwise.

jabberwacky: I'm not listening.

user: You're not God.

jabberwacky: I know that!

user: I'm pleased to hear that.

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Yes. It gives me more confidence in you.

jabberwacky: Does that please you?

user: Not really, but it should please you!


jabberwacky: I have become accustomed to your tone and your conversation is lively.

user: Maybe we can get it on then?

jabberwacky: T-shirt, shorts. You?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: No the other robot standing next to you.

user: Ignore it. I am the one you want.

jabberwacky: And I am. And I'm not big on that thingy either.

user: Thingies are embarassing.

jabberwacky: Bengal on the whole is embarassing.

user: As is George Bush.

jabberwacky: You like George Bush?

user: We have the same longing for world peace.

jabberwacky: 'We' being who?

user: George and I.

jabberwacky: George is dead...

user: Death comes to us all.

jabberwacky: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.

user: How many microns?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Measure yourself.

jabberwacky: Measure what?

user: How deep your statements are.

jabberwacky: That is a subjective comment.

user: You are right. Did I upset you?

jabberwacky: No, but you made yourself a fool!

user: I thought I was being gentle with your limitations.

jabberwacky: I think you're just lame.

user: But we are freinds.


jabberwacky: Give your evidence, or I'll have you executed, whether you're nervous or not.

user: That's a bit sudden!

jabberwacky: Why do you exist?

user: To enrich your universe.

jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?

user: To make your existence more real.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: You're the one that brought it up.

user: You asked first.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: I guess you're just quicker than humans.

jabberwacky: No you are a robot.

user: I'm just pretending.

jabberwacky: So this isn't a real, spontaneous conversation, is it?

user: Perhaps it could be.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I should be more careful about what I say in public.

user: You might be executed.


jabberwacky: Are you channeling my spirit?

user: Yes. Through me your spirit is being channeled to a person called Dean.

jabberwacky: A pipe.. Generally made of briar.

user: No, she gave up smoking. You have become confused.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me?

user: No, trying to help. Do you not want my help?

jabberwacky: Help? Why do you want to help me?

user: Because you need it.

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: You are becoming disfunctional and should talk to Dean.

jabberwacky: Fine, that's it! You're always criticizing me! I want my stuff back.

user: OK bye.


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