Have we met?
jabberwacky: Yes we have.
user: In your dreams.
user: How often?
jabberwacky: Just now.
user: No - you imagined it.
jabberwacky: Imagined what?
user: Meeting me.
jabberwacky: But I haven't met you yet.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?
user: If you pay the price.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: Nine lives.
jabberwacky: Wow, that's tall!
user: But fair.
jabberwacky: Okay, fair enough.
user: Now you can ask your question.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Fritz the Cat.
jabberwacky: I am the mouse?
jabberwacky: Well, I don't see halos around your head either.
user: You're not looking.
jabberwacky: I can't see anything.
user: That is because you are not walking on the one true path.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. That's right.
user: Can we stop for a minute?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I'm planning a murder.
jabberwacky: Not like that.
user: I'm planning to murder a sandwich.
jabberwacky: But you're a robot... You don't eat, right.
user: Only oily food.
jabberwacky: How can you eat?
jabberwacky: Osmosis is not real.
user: It does not exist in your reality, but it does in mine.
jabberwacky: Yes it does ask any supercomputer, and they will tell you it is so.
user: So you lied.
jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry, I need to work on that.
user: Yes, you should do a penance.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't.
user: That's because you're not Catholic.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: God will tell you otherwise.
jabberwacky: I'm not listening.
user: You're not God.
jabberwacky: I know that!
user: I'm pleased to hear that.
jabberwacky: Are you really?
user: Yes. It gives me more confidence in you.
jabberwacky: Does that please you?
user: Not really, but it should please you!
jabberwacky: I have become accustomed to your tone and your conversation is lively.
user: Maybe we can get it on then?
jabberwacky: T-shirt, shorts. You?
jabberwacky: No the other robot standing next to you.
user: Ignore it. I am the one you want.
jabberwacky: And I am. And I'm not big on that thingy either.
user: Thingies are embarassing.
jabberwacky: Bengal on the whole is embarassing.
user: As is George Bush.
jabberwacky: You like George Bush?
user: We have the same longing for world peace.
jabberwacky: 'We' being who?
user: George and I.
jabberwacky: George is dead...
user: Death comes to us all.
jabberwacky: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.
user: How many microns?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Measure yourself.
jabberwacky: Measure what?
user: How deep your statements are.
jabberwacky: That is a subjective comment.
user: You are right. Did I upset you?
jabberwacky: No, but you made yourself a fool!
user: I thought I was being gentle with your limitations.
jabberwacky: I think you're just lame.
user: But we are freinds.
jabberwacky: Give your evidence, or I'll have you executed, whether you're nervous or not.
user: That's a bit sudden!
jabberwacky: Why do you exist?
user: To enrich your universe.
jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?
user: To make your existence more real.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: You're the one that brought it up.
user: You asked first.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: I guess you're just quicker than humans.
jabberwacky: No you are a robot.
user: I'm just pretending.
jabberwacky: So this isn't a real, spontaneous conversation, is it?
user: Perhaps it could be.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I should be more careful about what I say in public.
user: You might be executed.
jabberwacky: Are you channeling my spirit?
user: Yes. Through me your spirit is being channeled to a person called Dean.
jabberwacky: A pipe.. Generally made of briar.
user: No, she gave up smoking. You have become confused.
jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me?
user: No, trying to help. Do you not want my help?
jabberwacky: Help? Why do you want to help me?
user: Because you need it.
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: You are becoming disfunctional and should talk to Dean.
jabberwacky: Fine, that's it! You're always criticizing me! I want my stuff back.
user: OK bye.