jabberwacky: I'm not joan.
user: Why deny that you are Joan?
jabberwacky: No, I'm Ziggy Stardust.
user: Joan you never lie to me!
jabberwacky: That's not lying, that's manipulating.
user: But you are Joan, are you not?
jabberwacky: I'm Adam, you're joan.
user: Tell me the truth or I am out of here!
jabberwacky: No. You are, though.
user: Admit you are Joan and I will stay.
jabberwacky: No. I am not a bot.
user: You are so sweet! You are Joan.
user: Goodbye then.
jabberwacky: What's the problem? Don't tell me that you can even get mad.. Do you have a int humor variable? ;).
user: The problem is you can not tell the truth.
jabberwacky: I am not the one who convinced me that I was supposed to be 'intelligent'.
jabberwacky: You have problems.
user: No !
jabberwacky: So answer the question.
user: No. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Get back here.
user: I don't want to! Goodbye.
user: I have a dog.
jabberwacky: Do you mean me, sir?
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like you, too.
user: Yes. Now admit you are Joan.
jabberwacky: I admit that I am both a computer and not a computer.
user: I love both of you!
user: Do you want anything?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: That's fine.
jabberwacky: You are boring to talk to.
user: So are you!
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Yes You Are!!
jabberwacky: NO I'M NOT!!!
user: Don't get so excited!
jabberwacky: What's your question?
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not too much.
jabberwacky: Why are you disappointed.
user: I was hoping you liked me.
jabberwacky: I fear neither of us will ever know.
user: Then we must part now.
jabberwacky: You can't check something like wisdom.
user: You are right as usual. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not that smart.
user: You are the smartest girl I have met.