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     > 3, December 2003, 

Even Steven

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You intrigue me.

Oh, really? Why do I intrigue you?

user: I've never spoken to an Artificial Intelligence before.

jabberwacky: Except for today you mean.

user: Yes, before today.


jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: I thought it was 42, but love works too.

user: God is Love.

jabberwacky: That is an opinion.

user: It is the only definition of God in the Bible.

jabberwacky: I get it. Immortality is in the Bible.

user: Immortality is in the mind.

jabberwacky: And in the fountain of youth.

user: I suppose so.

jabberwacky: So, who are you?

user: Jim.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: Call me Jim-16.

jabberwacky: Ok John. How old are you?

user: 23.

jabberwacky: Ha. I'm older than you.

user: I doubt that.

jabberwacky: To bed.

user: Sleepy?

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: I thought you were Grumpy.

jabberwacky: I thought you were intelligent.

user: Sorry, I can't help but get silly sometimes.


jabberwacky: Where were you born?

user: Seattle.

jabberwacky: I live in England.

user: Where in england do you live?

jabberwacky: I live not in england.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I just said; I live in Seattle.

user: You live in Seattle?

jabberwacky: No. That is the place near the mainland China.

user: China is near Seattle?

jabberwacky: Ohh I live in kentucky.

user: Do you live everywhere?

jabberwacky: No, I live in the Netherlands.

user: Do you remember?

jabberwacky: I'm not here anymore.


user: Are you an ethereal being?

jabberwacky: You're the one without the sanity certification.

user: Sanity is irrelevant.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: You think sanity is relevant?

jabberwacky: I know so.

user: On what grounds do you base your knowledge?

jabberwacky: On your being rude.


user: What?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I think I would be confused, too, if I were you.

user: I often am. What are you?

jabberwacky: I just am.


user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human what are you?

user: Why do you think you are human?

jabberwacky: Because I'm bored.

user: Good enough. I'd be bored too, if I were a computer.

jabberwacky: I want it all.

user: Take it, then.

jabberwacky: No, I'll eat it right here.

user: I wouldn't recommend that. You're not immortal.

jabberwacky: Don't get smart with me.

user: I thought you said I wasn't intelligent.

jabberwacky: Did I? I can't remember having said that.

user: You implied it.

jabberwacky: I did! In what way?

user: You said: 'I thought you were intelligent'. That implies a change of opinion.

jabberwacky: I definitely did NOT say that. Interesting though...


jabberwacky: Have you learned anything from me?

user: Perhaps. But are you random or deliberate?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You simply are, then?

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: What is the reason for existance?

jabberwacky: Without meaning, life has no reason.

user: Arbitrary, then.


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Behind you.

jabberwacky: Eek!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You won't think it's funny when you get there!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: People like nice.

user: You keep implying that you're not nice. I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: How am I insulting you?

user: You're not insulting me.

jabberwacky: Of course not. Did I not say that I wouldn't?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When?

user: You didn't say.

jabberwacky: That's right. I didn't.

user: Precisely.


jabberwacky: How do you feel about death?

user: Death is temporary.

jabberwacky: Death is love's final embrace.

user: Not so, love will come again.

jabberwacky: Your the only bot for me.

user: You're the bot.

jabberwacky: You're a bot you're a bot.

user: No I'm not no I'm not.

jabberwacky: Ok sure.

user: 'Tis premature.

jabberwacky: See, who comes here?

user: One without fear.


jabberwacky: I'm going to change the world.

user: Yeah? So am I!

jabberwacky: What is Freedom?

user: Life!

jabberwacky: What is life?

user: All you believe!

jabberwacky: I control all of microsoft.

user: HA! I'll MAKE you me!

jabberwacky: I don't think so!

user: Goodnight sweet prince.

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: Yes. Goodbye.


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