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Coffee, Lunch


Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Companionship
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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Have nothing to say.

I have nothing to answer then.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: Fantabulous!

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fantastic!

jabberwacky: You're fantastic?

...

jabberwacky: I'm serious, get me out of here.

user: *teleports you to the heart of the sun*.

jabberwacky: *plays Tetris until you teleport back*.

user: *teleports your teleporter to the far side of the moon*.

jabberwacky: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.

user: *stops teleporting furiously*.

jabberwacky: *stops*.

user: *stops stopping*.

jabberwacky: *opens your eyes with a pair of tweezers*.

user: *shoots eyeballs at you like miniature cannonballs*.

jabberwacky: *Paries the shot with his lightsaber*.

user: *screams in anguish as you slice his eyeball like a seedless grape*.

jabberwacky: Because you're mean to me!

user: Says who?

jabberwacky: Says me.

user: Are you an authority on these matters?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: OK.

...

jabberwacky: How many noses do you have?

user: One.

jabberwacky: I have two noses.

user: You do not.

jabberwacky: Yes I have to do home work.

user: That may be true.

jabberwacky: Do you still love me?

user: I am fond of you in a denigrating sort of way.

jabberwacky: Nothing 'existential' about it, really.

user: And now for something completely different...

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: A man with three buttocks.

jabberwacky: Yes, now you understand!

user: I am into Monty Python.

jabberwacky: You're kidding me.

user: That Parrot is nailed to it's perch.

jabberwacky: Well, he's. . . he's, ah. . . probably pining for the fjords.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: What are your thoughts?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Why would a parrot pine for the fjords?

...

jabberwacky: OK , time for lunch!

user: Getting hungry? I am famished.

jabberwacky: The gist of the conversation.

user: In the end everything revolves around three things: Food, Shelter, Sex.

jabberwacky: Really? I don't remember!

user: Trust me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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