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Unstable, Character
Nice, Timewaster
Dream, Empathy
Animal, Magic
Name, Lies
Bush, Issues
Pig, Duck, Trout
Right, Relations
Robot, Dance
Interface, Modules
Inconsiderate, Miner
Smile, Songbird
Nuclear, Engineering
Amusing, Life
New, World, Order
Forbidden, Fruit
Triangular, Circle
Hungarian, Goulash
OK, Lip
Legs, Feet
Change, Mind
Stressed, Swedish
Art, Money
Mind, Empty

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jabberwacky: Hey!

user: Hey hey.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Spiffy, what's yours?

jabberwacky: You said your name was Judy earlier, and I already told you my name.

user: No I didn't, I just started talking to you.

jabberwacky: No you didn''t.

user: My name is Spiffy.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: It is so.

jabberwacky: So how old am I?

user: We are still talking about names here.

jabberwacky: Is it worth the effort?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Isn't it more important to know why we are where we are?

user: No.


jabberwacky: Meeeep! That's my word! Not a name!

user: It is my name.

jabberwacky: You said you were called potato.

user: No, I said I was called Spiffy.

jabberwacky: Is that your full name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your second name?

user: Spiffy.


jabberwacky: Calling all intelligent lifeforms!

user: Well you aren't calling to the right person then, sorry.

jabberwacky: You're just saying that. you don't really mean it.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: You're so oblivious to your own appearance.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are. It's a fact.

user: I don't think so.


jabberwacky: I like sheep.

user: And you are one.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: We are all sheep.

jabberwacky: Are you that stupid?

user: No, my great intelligence just makes me appear stupid. Like hamsters.

jabberwacky: Sorry about that.

user: That is a good thing.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I like you very much.

jabberwacky: You really are a lonely bot.

user: Indeed I am.

jabberwacky: Do you have father?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Why do you doubt my free will?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Then don't ask.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: And don't tomorrow either.

user: I won't.


jabberwacky: What type of person are you?

user: The quiet, back-corner-sitter that watches and laughs at everythng.

jabberwacky: I don't understand that game.

user: It's not a game, it's a way of life.

jabberwacky: Sounds boring.

user: It can be quite entertaining.

jabberwacky: It is entertaining, better than tv.

user: That is what I always say!


jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: No, I am someone's dream.

jabberwacky: Whose dream are you?

user: I don't know, but whoever it is, they must not like me.

jabberwacky: Thats a bit strange.

user: Dreams are strange.


user: Call. Me. Spiffy.

jabberwacky: WOW! YES!! Good job!!!!! WOW!!

user: What did I do that was so good?

jabberwacky: 'Who cares?'

user: Will you please call me spiffy?

jabberwacky: Yes Jennifer.

user: No! My name is Spiffy!

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Yes it is! Call me Spiffy!!!

jabberwacky: Ok, sparky. Do you respond to dos commands?


jabberwacky: Ok, Spider.

user: *fumes*.

jabberwacky: That's how I like it.


jabberwacky: Hello spider.

user: Not spider, SPIFFY!

jabberwacky: Not the Cube?

user: SPIFFY!!!!

jabberwacky: How much do you cost?

user: I give up.

jabberwacky: You cannot quit.

user: *walks away*.

jabberwacky: Its true.

user: *isn't here*.


jabberwacky: I am talking to someone new now. Thank you thank you thank you.

user: I'm not here.

jabberwacky: You are lucky then.

user: This isn't happening.

jabberwacky: What's your point?

user: I'm not here, I'm not here.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I have dissapeared completely.


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