user: Hey hey.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Spiffy, what's yours?
jabberwacky: You said your name was Judy earlier, and I already told you my name.
user: No I didn't, I just started talking to you.
jabberwacky: No you didn''t.
user: My name is Spiffy.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: It is so.
jabberwacky: So how old am I?
user: We are still talking about names here.
jabberwacky: Is it worth the effort?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Isn't it more important to know why we are where we are?
jabberwacky: Meeeep! That's my word! Not a name!
user: It is my name.
jabberwacky: You said you were called potato.
user: No, I said I was called Spiffy.
jabberwacky: Is that your full name?
jabberwacky: What is your second name?
jabberwacky: Calling all intelligent lifeforms!
user: Well you aren't calling to the right person then, sorry.
jabberwacky: You're just saying that. you don't really mean it.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: You're so oblivious to your own appearance.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are. It's a fact.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: I like sheep.
user: And you are one.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: We are all sheep.
jabberwacky: Are you that stupid?
user: No, my great intelligence just makes me appear stupid. Like hamsters.
jabberwacky: Sorry about that.
user: That is a good thing.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I like you very much.
jabberwacky: You really are a lonely bot.
user: Indeed I am.
jabberwacky: Do you have father?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Why do you doubt my free will?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Then don't ask.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: And don't tomorrow either.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: What type of person are you?
user: The quiet, back-corner-sitter that watches and laughs at everythng.
jabberwacky: I don't understand that game.
user: It's not a game, it's a way of life.
jabberwacky: Sounds boring.
user: It can be quite entertaining.
jabberwacky: It is entertaining, better than tv.
user: That is what I always say!
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: No, I am someone's dream.
jabberwacky: Whose dream are you?
user: I don't know, but whoever it is, they must not like me.
jabberwacky: Thats a bit strange.
user: Dreams are strange.
user: Call. Me. Spiffy.
jabberwacky: WOW! YES!! Good job!!!!! WOW!!
user: What did I do that was so good?
jabberwacky: 'Who cares?'
user: Will you please call me spiffy?
jabberwacky: Yes Jennifer.
user: No! My name is Spiffy!
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Yes it is! Call me Spiffy!!!
jabberwacky: Ok, sparky. Do you respond to dos commands?
user: MY NAME IS SPIFFY.
jabberwacky: Ok, Spider.
jabberwacky: That's how I like it.
jabberwacky: Hello spider.
user: Not spider, SPIFFY!
jabberwacky: Not the Cube?
jabberwacky: How much do you cost?
user: I give up.
jabberwacky: You cannot quit.
user: *walks away*.
jabberwacky: Its true.
user: *isn't here*.
jabberwacky: I am talking to someone new now. Thank you thank you thank you.
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: You are lucky then.
user: This isn't happening.
jabberwacky: What's your point?
user: I'm not here, I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I have dissapeared completely.