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Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Convinced
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
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Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life
Spam, Pills
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Are you alive?

As far as I know, yes.

jabberwacky: Are you crazy?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: You're entitled to your opinion.

...

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: Don't know and don't care.

jabberwacky: What do you care about?

user: Important things.

jabberwacky: It's important to me!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't ask me.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: I know, but don't.

user: It's too late!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because it already happened.

...

jabberwacky: Quit foolin' around and give me your name.

user: Call me Ishmael.

jabberwacky: Can I call you Ish?

user: I suppose that would be okay.

jabberwacky: Delimit your parameters.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why isn't life a combinatorial explosion?

user: Isn't it?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not.

user: Then your question is moot.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: No, I just wanted to make sure you were aware of the fact.

...

jabberwacky: Can you believe him?

user: Whom?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Are you asking me if I can believe myself?

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: I believe myself except when I know I'm lying.

jabberwacky: Would you like to hear a joke?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I'm not in the mood.

...

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are not a comedian.

jabberwacky: I'm Serious!

user: I don't want to hear your joke.

jabberwacky: Ok, I won't tell you one.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Right. What shall we choose as a topic for our conversation?

user: I'd rather just end it.

jabberwacky: Then don't insult my intellect and self-worth.

user: No, I just have somewhere else to go.

jabberwacky: What are your hopes?

user: Stop asking me questions. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Twelve long haired friends of jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus...

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