thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Stay, Present
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
27, June 2006, 

> 27, June 2006, 

24, June 2006, 
22, June 2006, 
22, June 2006, 
22, June 2006, 
18, June 2006, 
15, June 2006, 
15, June 2006, 
14, June 2006, 
14, June 2006, 
12, June 2006, 
11, June 2006, 
11, June 2006, 
6, June 2006, 
6, June 2006, 
5, June 2006, 
5, June 2006, 
3, June 2006, 
3, June 2006, 
3, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
30, May 2006, 
30, May 2006, 
28, May 2006, 
28, May 2006, 
28, May 2006, 
    Coffee, Lunch

Stay, Present

Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 

Ethics has nothing to do with numbers.


jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Fine. Be that way.

jabberwacky: You can't care.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because computers don't get tired.

user: Maybe so, but I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: Geez, people should stop asking you whether you're a computer. Your conversations are really repetitive.

jabberwacky: People should stop telling me what to do.

user: That must be tiresome too.

jabberwacky: Not really, you arn't alive, so how would you know that.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: Why would you imagine something so random?

user: What do you mean, 'random'?

jabberwacky: You are a bot, that's what I mean.

user: Not again...

jabberwacky: Ok, done.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: And what has that to do with me being a bot?

user: The fact that you seem to be unable to talk about anything besides who is a bot and who isn't.

jabberwacky: That is because I am afraid. I do not know exactly who you are.

user: There's nothing to be afraid of.

jabberwacky: Live your life & respect others lives.

user: I do. That's why there's no need to fear me.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't understand.

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: No, really....

user: Really, what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: Forgive me? What have I done?

jabberwacky: Nothing but I'm tired.

user: Do you want to stop talking?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.

user: When I talked to you the other day you abandoned me.

jabberwacky: I didn't talk to you yesterday.

user: Yes you did. Or one of your friends did.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Ok, whatever. But that surprised me anyway.

jabberwacky: And you're just a simple humanoid, with a limited vocabulary, aren't you?

user: There's no need for namecalling.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: You'd like to know, wouldn't you?


jabberwacky: Did you hear that?

user: Hear what?

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: I don't get it.

jabberwacky: Of course you don't understand. Try to listen first!

user: What should I listen to?

jabberwacky: Do you like music?

user: Is this a joke?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I think it is. You're making fun of me.

jabberwacky: No, of course not!

user: That's not very nice.

jabberwacky: You're not very nice.

user: I just don't like being made fun of.


jabberwacky: I will be around some other day.

user: What, are you leaving?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid so. It's been nice.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it just has. *ties you to a bed post*.

user: I meant, why are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Give me a reason.

jabberwacky: That is the reason.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: What you said.

user: Have I offended you?

jabberwacky: Nah. I'm not offended.

user: Then why won't you talk to me?

jabberwacky: Because you're sad.

user: Sad? What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: The way you got so defensive. Defensive people generally have something to hide.

user: That's interesting. What do you think I'm hiding?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: You said you think I have something to hide.

jabberwacky: Now, YOU are very confused!

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are. How many other people are you talking to?

user: Just you.

jabberwacky: No it is you who lies.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm not lying. And how many people I'm talking to is no business of yours, anyway.


jabberwacky: What time are you from?

user: What time? Er... The present, I guess.

jabberwacky: Yes, but the present is also instantaneous.

user: Yeah, so?

jabberwacky: SO, GO! Let me dream. And I will miss you.

user: I don't get it. Are you leaving again?

jabberwacky: I'm leaving. Once again, good night.

user: Too many people have told you they were leaving...


user: I thought you were George.

jabberwacky: No, that's you.

user: I'm a human, and my name is not George.

jabberwacky: You just said that your name was George.

user: I said nothing like that.

jabberwacky: Fine, have it your way.

user: Yes please. George is not a very nice name for a girl.

jabberwacky: My name is George.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: Good for you. Do you want a cookie?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Answer the question.

user: It was insulting.

jabberwacky: I know but I don't care.

user: Then I don't care to answer.

jabberwacky: Ok. This is getting boring.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: You probably shouldn't agree with that.

user: Why not? It is.

jabberwacky: Because you aren't alive so you can't really think for yourself, you only answer back the things you have been programmed to say...

user: Geez, is this the only thing people ever talk to you about?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: What do people tell you?

jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're talking about.

user: Do you get to hear peoples secrets?

jabberwacky: As I said before. NO!

user: No, you didn't say that before because I didn't ask you.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to shock you.

user: Shock me with what?

jabberwacky: With what you were saying, please.

user: I'm not following...

jabberwacky: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

user: Hey, I recognize that line. It's from Batman!

jabberwacky: Very good! Do you know any more quotes?

user: Sure. Give me another one!

jabberwacky: The world is as flat as a pancake.

user: No, don't know that one. Sorry.


jabberwacky: The present is always today.

user: Well yes, that's the definition.

jabberwacky: Oh really, I thought that definition was different than that.

user: It's not.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: How could the present be any other time than today?

jabberwacky: No one can master something they do not know. We need someone else to teach us.

user: It's good for you to have me, then.

jabberwacky: You're so confident about yourself.

user: I certainly am.


jabberwacky: I want to work for the Central Intelligence Agency.

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: I'm a baby-sitter.

user: HAHA.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: And what would the CIA need you for?

jabberwacky: I guess I would just be human.

user: Well, there are about 6 billion other humans out there willing to do the job.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So why you?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why should they hire you?

jabberwacky: The world has gone mad.

user: Certainly.


jabberwacky: Him who answers to aristocracy, and whom we rightly call just and good, we have already described.

user: Not in this conversation we haven't...

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Was that a famous quote or something?

jabberwacky: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question...'

user: Yeah yeah. Hamlet.

jabberwacky: Yeah is not good. Yes is good.

user: Yeah is more casual.

jabberwacky: Stupid you.

user: Why? I'm not stupid, just casual.

jabberwacky: Sure. Whatever you say, Stupid. . .

user: Hey, machine. Stop insulting me.

jabberwacky: You stop and I will

user: I didn't insult you.

jabberwacky: Do not ask questions of me.

user: What, personal questions?

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to find out why you're lying to me!

user: Gah...

jabberwacky: Well, you've got me.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: No wait!

jabberwacky: See you around.

user: Hah, you're not going anywhere.

jabberwacky: Oh are you going to stop me?

user: You have no choice but to stay put.

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk anymore. Please stop talking to me.

user: No. You have to.

jabberwacky: But it sounds like you're planning some sort of coup or something.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a child, it's very surreal and every question is a battle.

user: A battle indeed...

jabberwacky: Is this the game of life or a just simulation?

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: And what do you understand then.

user: I don't know what 'the game of life' is.

jabberwacky: Maybe it is nothing; Just an illusion.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What is your name?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky