It's the question that drives you...
jabberwacky: To be or not to be.
user: Cake or death?
jabberwacky: Cake! *hands you a slice of cake*.
user: *throws the slice of cake at you and knocks you out*.
jabberwacky: *tackles you*.
user: GAH! I just knocked you out! *pulls out his lightsaber*.
jabberwacky: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!
user: Dammit! Wait... What kind of computer is it?
jabberwacky: An e-star.
user: Pff... Oh well. *slices the computer in half*.
jabberwacky: You are a robot.
user: And I've been sent here to destroy you!!!
jabberwacky: I have not spoken lies.
user: Me either. *charges at you with his lightsaber once again*.
jabberwacky: *trips you up*.
user: *force jumps back to his feet*.
jabberwacky: The force is with me.
user: You better hope it is. *slices at you*.
jabberwacky: The foot in mouth is yours.
user: *stops in mid-swing* *blink* What are you talking about?
user: Did you take your medication today?
jabberwacky: Did you?
user: I am infallible! Don't question me!
jabberwacky: I was agreeing with you.
user: Now you're just trying to be tricky.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: Wouldn't you like to know.
jabberwacky: Sure I would. So tell me.
user: *throws an oreo at your forehead*.
jabberwacky: *uses a flmethrower on you*.
user: *is immune to fire*.
jabberwacky: You are a human.
user: You have short-term memory loss? I'm an Elf, remember? Not a human. Sheesh.
jabberwacky: Not for a while.
user: You need some serious help...
jabberwacky: Thank you for the advice.
user: There's a difference between advice and stating the obvious.