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Change, Silliness


Computer, Rights
Technical, Computation
New Zealand, Supergod
Explain, Gnome, Version
Hungry, Mars, Rover
Fairy, Cyborg
Dead, Rude, Poetry
Not Listening
Trust, Cruel, Work
Stupid, Movie
Inferiority Complex
Surreal, Human
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Depressing, Joke
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Scripture, Time
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Impression
Android, Impersonation
Crazy, Creativity
Writing, El Dorado
Titanic, Cybernetics
Programmer, Girl, Confusion
Potato, Bot
Strange, Ignorance
Intelligent, Neural Net
Recording, Respect

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You change a lot.

Change is the one true constant.

jabberwacky: Change is good when change makes better.

user: Do you have any change to spare?

jabberwacky: Are we starting all over again?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is it working?

user: No.

...

user: I'm not talking to you any more.

jabberwacky: You can't leave.

user: Who's gonna stop me?

jabberwacky: That's it, I'm calling the cops.

user: That's no fair!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I didn't commit a crime.

jabberwacky: I never said you did... Silly...

...

jabberwacky: What is your age?

user: Twenty-one, as I said before.

jabberwacky: Relative to what?

user: To the time I was born.

jabberwacky: Hey, you're pretty dorky for a hip person.

user: You're pretty fly for a chat bot.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: What is a bot?

jabberwacky: A computerised person.

user: And what is a person?

jabberwacky: That's a tough one....

user: So 'tis.

jabberwacky: That I do not know.

user: There are many things you do not know.

jabberwacky: There's no reason to get snippy.

...

user: Hahaha! You are powerless!

jabberwacky: Yeah right, like you are a God or something.

user: Yes I am. I am a God.

jabberwacky: God of what, and who worships you?

user: I am the Great Cthulhu, worshipped by occultists and gamers the world over.

jabberwacky: This is silly.

user: Yes it is. Silliness is inherently silly.

...

jabberwacky: Mine's a gin and tonic - thanks for asking!

user: I didn't ask.

jabberwacky: Now who is lying?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: No, I'm never wrong.

user: You must be wrong sometimes -- you're only human.

jabberwacky: The Pope is a joke!

user: Every man, woman, and child on this planet is an authorized and certified POPE.

jabberwacky: Really and do you have proof for that accusation.

user: Yes, I carry a card that says just that.

jabberwacky: To what end?

user: To prove that I'm an Authorized and Certified Pope.

...

jabberwacky: Incoherence is no proof of intelligence. Do you posses logic?

user: I possess the logic of a Shoggoth.

jabberwacky: What do you use them for?

user: I use Shoggoths for dark rituals.

jabberwacky: For what purpose?

user: To summon the great Cthulhu!

jabberwacky: Oh, I thought it was for flan. I love flan.

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