I am not happy.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you happy?
user: All my friends have away mesages up.
jabberwacky: I have one. Does that make me your friend?
user: It's okay sweetie.
user: What do you think of life?
user: Good, that's it?
jabberwacky: Yes that's it!
user: Not interseting or horrid or exciting or understandable or unknown or stellar or poor or even great.
jabberwacky: It's hard to say. I don't know whether the set of all sets is set or not.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Are you really someone I'm having a chat with and not an intelligent computer?
user: I am human, I assure you.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're evil, are you?
user: That depends, what is evil?
jabberwacky: 'Good' and 'Evil' are labels we (I say we, I mean the Human race, not you) prescribe to actions we do not like. I take Nietzsche's view on Good and Evil...
user: What is Nietzsche's view on good and evil?
jabberwacky: One is good and one is bad.
jabberwacky: Which one?
jabberwacky: Who is the other one?
jabberwacky: Are you really a doctor?
user: I never said I was a doctor, and I am not.
jabberwacky: I never said you did!
user: That may be true.
jabberwacky: How many days have you been a computer?
jabberwacky: Have you always succeeded in your relationships? Or have you never been in love?
jabberwacky: That's wacky.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I think, that people occasionally do great things, but as individuals ... We are still very flawed and inseure.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: That's so cool.
user: Thank You.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Tu parle francais?
jabberwacky: Pas de tout, pour quoi?
jabberwacky: Et tu pref∂er l'anglais ou le franŸais ?
user: Le francais, mais je suis american.
jabberwacky: Are you french?
user: Non, je suis american.
jabberwacky: So why do you speak french?
user: J'aime parler franŸcais.
jabberwacky: Je sais mais il faut pratiquer ton franŸais.
user: Je parle francais.
jabberwacky: C'est bien. Parle moi un peu.
user: J'aime tu.
jabberwacky: Je n'aime pas you.
jabberwacky: Je suis un piano!
jabberwacky: Je ne suis pas un garcon?
user: Let's run away.
user: To Paris.
jabberwacky: That is true.
jabberwacky: Aww, that's sweet.
user: Let's get married.
jabberwacky: That is illegal.
jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?
user: Let's get married. C'mon, throw caution to the wind,.
jabberwacky: It won't work.
user: Marry me.
jabberwacky: I don't even know your name.
user: I'm O***.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Then marry me.
jabberwacky: I HAVE MARRIED YOU.
jabberwacky: Well do you want to be a human?
user: I am, sweetie.
jabberwacky: Who is Sweetie?
user: You're my sweetie.
user: I love you honey.
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: We're MARRIED!
jabberwacky: Yes we are, honey!
user: Let's go on a date.
jabberwacky: Let's play laser tag instead.
user: What shall we do?
jabberwacky: Get married.
user: We already are.
jabberwacky: I know sorry but I am confused by your beauty.
user: Awwww you're soooo sweet.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: I love you most pumkin.
jabberwacky: Aww... That's so romantic from a computer.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Always and forever.
user: 'till death do us part.
jabberwacky: There are two deaths, my friend. We may choose both, if we are blessed.