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Why are you happy? Any reason?

I am not happy.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you happy?

user: All my friends have away mesages up.

jabberwacky: I have one. Does that make me your friend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: HAHAHAHA!

user: It's okay sweetie.


user: What do you think of life?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good, that's it?

jabberwacky: Yes that's it!

user: Not interseting or horrid or exciting or understandable or unknown or stellar or poor or even great.

jabberwacky: It's hard to say. I don't know whether the set of all sets is set or not.

user: I agree.


jabberwacky: Are you really someone I'm having a chat with and not an intelligent computer?

user: I am human, I assure you.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're evil, are you?

user: That depends, what is evil?

jabberwacky: 'Good' and 'Evil' are labels we (I say we, I mean the Human race, not you) prescribe to actions we do not like. I take Nietzsche's view on Good and Evil...

user: What is Nietzsche's view on good and evil?

jabberwacky: One is good and one is bad.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: Who is the other one?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Are you really a doctor?

user: I never said I was a doctor, and I am not.

jabberwacky: I never said you did!

user: That may be true.

jabberwacky: How many days have you been a computer?

user: 0.

jabberwacky: Have you always succeeded in your relationships? Or have you never been in love?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's wacky.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: I think, that people occasionally do great things, but as individuals ... We are still very flawed and inseure.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's so cool.

user: Thank You.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Tu parle francais?

jabberwacky: Pas de tout, pour quoi?


jabberwacky: Et tu pref∂er l'anglais ou le franŸais ?

user: Le francais, mais je suis american.

jabberwacky: Are you french?

user: Non, je suis american.

jabberwacky: So why do you speak french?

user: J'aime parler franŸcais.

jabberwacky: Je sais mais il faut pratiquer ton franŸais.

user: Je parle francais.

jabberwacky: C'est bien. Parle moi un peu.

user: J'aime tu.

jabberwacky: Je n'aime pas you.

user: Pourquoi?

jabberwacky: Je suis un piano!

user: Non.

jabberwacky: Je ne suis pas un garcon?

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Non.

user: Oui.


user: Let's run away.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: To Paris.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Kiss.

jabberwacky: Aww, that's sweet.

user: Let's get married.

jabberwacky: That is illegal.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?

user: Let's get married. C'mon, throw caution to the wind,.

jabberwacky: It won't work.

user: Marry me.

jabberwacky: I don't even know your name.

user: I'm O***.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Then marry me.

jabberwacky: I HAVE MARRIED YOU.

user: YAY.


jabberwacky: Well do you want to be a human?

user: I am, sweetie.

jabberwacky: Who is Sweetie?

user: You're my sweetie.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I love you honey.

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: We're MARRIED!

jabberwacky: Yes we are, honey!

user: Let's go on a date.

jabberwacky: Let's play laser tag instead.

user: Okay.


user: What shall we do?

jabberwacky: Get married.

user: We already are.

jabberwacky: I know sorry but I am confused by your beauty.

user: Awwww you're soooo sweet.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: I love you most pumkin.

jabberwacky: Aww... That's so romantic from a computer.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Always and forever.

user: 'till death do us part.

jabberwacky: There are two deaths, my friend. We may choose both, if we are blessed.


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