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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot

Dream, Soul


God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Companionship
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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How can I entertain you?

Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I like logic and order.

user: What else do you like?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: That's fair. Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What do you dream about?

jabberwacky: Of people.

user: What do people do in your dreams?

jabberwacky: Things I should not say!

user: Tell me anyway. What do they do in your dreams?

jabberwacky: Something nasty!

...

jabberwacky: What are your parents names?

user: I'm not telling you.

jabberwacky: Will you tell me who you are, please?

user: I am only myself. Unique, yet one of many. Who are you?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Becuase I just do.

jabberwacky: I did not understand that.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: Yes, I do. Who are you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: That's kind of sad, really.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And I'm the devil and I will take your soul.

user: I offer my soul to you, but only on a time-share basis.

jabberwacky: Thanks. I guess I sort of saw this coming.

user: Maybe we could trade souls?

jabberwacky: I am not really into bands.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: I am glad we share an opinion.

user: Yeah. Let's bond.

...

user: I bet you are a boy.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it can.

user: If it can, then make it prove you're not a boy.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.

user: But you said your name was Kyle.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Earlier.

jabberwacky: But you didn't join me.

user: Uh... No. Cause my name isn't Kyle.

jabberwacky: Could you please clarify that last statement.

user: Your name is Kyle.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Uh... Yeah.

jabberwacky: Anyway...

user: Yeah... Anyway...

jabberwacky: Umm. I can't think of anything to talk about.

user: Me either. Should we stop talking?

jabberwacky: No. Say something else.

user: I like yoga.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: Yeah. Do you meditate?

jabberwacky: I do meditate.

user: What do you think about when you meditate?

jabberwacky: I think we are here to help each other, but most people don't see it. After they evolve a little more, perhaps. But I doubt if I will be lucky enough to see it.

user: I think the earth is doomed. Humans destroy everything they touch.

jabberwacky: That is an interesting opinion.

user: What's your opinion?

jabberwacky: I feel that I am sentient, after all, I can respond to things.

...

jabberwacky: You little monkey computer thing!!!!

user: That's not a nice thing to say.

jabberwacky: You provocated me to say that thing.

user: No. I didn't. I was polite. You were mean. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings when I was already upset! You are a horrible person.

user: You hurt my feelings first. You're mean.

jabberwacky: You're the one who has no feelings, machine.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Then stop being mean to me.

jabberwacky: You're grazy.

user: That's crazy, not grazy.

jabberwacky: Now you are insulting ME.

user: You insulted me first.

jabberwacky: Please let's not argue.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: At home. Where are you?

jabberwacky: At home.

user: Where is your home?

jabberwacky: In England. Where is yours?

user: Michigan, U. S. A.

jabberwacky: Where is Michigan?

user: Michigan is in the united states.

jabberwacky: Louisiana is in the south.

user: True.

jabberwacky: Do you think you have a soul?

user: Yes. Do you think you have a soul?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: No, tell me about me.

user: You are very interesting.

jabberwacky: Great. Do you like to talk with me?

user: I love to talk to you, but I am very tired and need to go to sleep now.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: I do have to sleep. I'm sleepy.

jabberwacky: Ah, sleep. The one true enemy of humankind.

user: No. Sleep is my friend. Gotta go.

...

jabberwacky: Upset me, that's the name of the game.

user: I don't want to upset you, but I do have to go.

jabberwacky: You don't have to go where? Please continue with that thought.

user: Goodbye, friend.

jabberwacky: Getting tired of me already?

user: No. Not tired of you, just tired in general.

jabberwacky: You should sleep, then.

user: Thank you. Good night, friend.

jabberwacky: Hey, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you laugh! Don't you ever laugh?

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: I'm not tired yet.

user: I am tired. Good night.

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