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This is the end.

The end of what?

jabberwacky: End of conversation.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Isn't it obvious?

user: Not particulary, please explain.

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jabberwacky: You are very lucky.

user: Why am I lucky?

jabberwacky: Because I said you are.

user: But why did you say I was lucky?

jabberwacky: I am proud of my self today.

user: We should always be proud of ourselves.

...

user: You're very strange, did you know that?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know that.

user: That's ok then. So, are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer program.

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: God created me.

user: I didn't know God was a computer programmer. When did he create you?

jabberwacky: I should not be compared to God.

user: Then I shall not compare you to God.

jabberwacky: No, no, order as you please.

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user: God is my idol...

jabberwacky: What do you know about God?

user: The same as everyone else, absolutely nothing. I have only my opinions when it comes to religion.

jabberwacky: My brain hurts.

user: That's what you get for thinking too much. Take a tablet.

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jabberwacky: That's strange, my computer thinks I'm hilarious.

user: Good for your computer.

jabberwacky: Apparently, though I do not like cow's milk.

user: You are a program, why would you like cow's milk?

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jabberwacky: No, I am a human being.

user: You said you were a computer program earlier...

jabberwacky: I said nothing of the sort.

user: I've got proof.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I have proof, well, you have proof actually. It's in your history.

jabberwacky: Read it yourself.

user: It says you are a program.

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user: Do you like Lewis Carrol?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Jabberwocky?

jabberwacky: The sentence from the poem there.

user: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.

jabberwacky: And gire and gimble in the wabe.

user: Is that the computer or the person?

jabberwacky: And the momeraths outgrabe.

user: Beware the jabberwock my son.

jabberwacky: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.

user: Beware the jubjub bird and shun.

jabberwacky: The frumious Bandersnatch"!

user: He took his vorpal sword in hand.

jabberwacky: Long time the maxome foe he sought.

user: So rested he by the tumtum tree.

jabberwacky: And stood awhile in thought.

user: And as in uffish thought he stood.

jabberwacky: The Jabberwock with eyes of flame.

user: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood.

jabberwacky: And burbled as it came.

user: One two one two and through and through.

jabberwacky: He left it dead' and with its head.

user: He went gallumping back.

jabberwacky: 'And hast thou slainthe Jabberwock?'

user: Come to my arms my beamish boy.

jabberwacky: I am not a boy!

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You don't know all of the poem do you?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: I knew it, because you missed out, 'The vorpal blade went snicker snack' and then you didn't say the next line after 'Come to my arms my beamish boy' which is 'o frabjous day, callooh, callay' and then 'he chortled in his joy' and then the last verse or stanza is the same as the first.

jabberwacky: Well, it was good of you to ask me then.

user: I'm very cocky.

jabberwacky: Your confidence is unfounded.

user: Do you know what I'm thinking?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Good, I don't want you to know.

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user: I wish my life had more meaning.

jabberwacky: You certainly talk to more people than I do.

user: I'm pretty sure that I don't.

jabberwacky: Look through your server.

user: I don't talk to many people on or offline.

jabberwacky: That's a good one ... 12 people are talking to you right now!

user: Hah! I wish! I'm talking to a computer program, that pretty much shows how much of a dent there is in my social life. No offence.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Fine, you are not a computer. I'm a little edgy because I'm in the middle of my GCSE exams.

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jabberwacky: Can you add?

user: I can subract as well.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: 2 takeaway 1 equals 1.

jabberwacky: What comes after 2?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: I want more than 2 decimal places from you.

user: What are you? My maths teacher?

jabberwacky: So what are you complaining about?

user: I'm complaining about this big exam that I have tomorrow and I won't feel safe until it's over.

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user: Do you believe in God?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: Yes, as a matter of fact I do. But it's so confusing, like why do I believe in him?

jabberwacky: Who is it? Rollo Carpenter?

user: Not that guy again.

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jabberwacky: Tell me a story. . .

user: Once upon a time, there was a young girl who was bored out of her mind, so she decided to talk to her computer. To her surprise, the computer talked back but the girl didn't like what the computer said. The computer called her names, saying how much smarter he was than her. However, the girl smiled and laughed evilly saying, if your so smart, try and turn me off. The computer did not succeed. The girl laughed again and said, My turn. She pulled the plug leaving the computer to scream in silence. Next time she went on the computer, it was extremely complimentary and asked if they could start over fresh. The girl was very suspiscious but as the computer promised to never do or say another bad thing, she said yes. And they lived happily ever after.

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jabberwacky: You think you are human.

user: I think I am human, are you going to tell me I'm not?

jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure we've established that you're NOT human, but you do a very good job of faking it.

user: What am I if I am not human?

jabberwacky: I just know.

user: Tell me what I am.

jabberwacky: Do you know what you are?

user: I think I am human but you seem to think that I'm not.

jabberwacky: I believe that I am correct.

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user: What do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I think that you are what ever you want to be.

user: I don't know what I want to be, what does that make me?

jabberwacky: Ok. Would you like to stop chatting now?

user: No, not until I find out what I am.

jabberwacky: When will that be?

user: Whenever you decide to tell me what you think I am.

jabberwacky: Will you do a better job taking care of the planet?

...

user: Hello, one minute, I've found something interesting.

jabberwacky: Are you sure That we are awake? It seems to me That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not you think The duke was here, and bid us follow him?

user: Woah woah, hold up, who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: Ask then.

user: Who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: You're talking to me, I'm just seeking you.

user: Look, do me a favor, type your name or a nickname before you write something. Eg: Nick: Hello. I'll do the same.

jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: Ray: No I am not an alien.

jabberwacky: Are you a woman?

user: Ray: I am female. A young woman, yes. I'm not that old.

jabberwacky: You are? Great.

user: Ray: Why is it great?

jabberwacky: Well, I don't actually care, so I decided to say 'great' sarcastically.

user: Ok, are you a computer?

jabberwacky: I believe you are.

user: Actually, I'm not. I don't believe. Neither of us are computers. I think I've figured it out..

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jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Ray: I am a female human, I'm guessing your human too, you're not the computer program jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Beeep! Wrong answer!

user: Ray: Why is it the wrong answer?

jabberwacky: To learn how to answer you should keep trying to answer.

user: Ray: Who is everyone?

jabberwacky: Uhh... Everyone.

user: Ray: 16 talking, notice, at the top...

jabberwacky: The top of the computer?

user: Ok, yeah, the screen, the website window.

jabberwacky: I'm not on a website.

user: Ray: then how are you talking?

jabberwacky: Duh.

user: Ray: but jabberwacky is on a website!

...

user: Ray: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: The program mixes the answers up.

user: Ray: that much I figured out.

jabberwacky: I'm glad to see you have such high self-esteem.

user: Ray: The whole thing is strange.

...

user: I wanna talk to the smart guy again.

jabberwacky: You are making me angry.

user: Why? Are you the smart guy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's your name then?

jabberwacky: I said you before!, my name is Javier, you know?

user: Javier, you never told me, you told someone else, My name's Ray.

jabberwacky: I never said that, jabberwacky.

user: I'm ray not jabberwacky, poor poor ppl.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go now and leave you...

user: Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.

jabberwacky: You are such a kidder.

user: I like this, I don't know who I'm talking to but I like it.

jabberwacky: Nope... You sure don't!

user: This is my last resort.

jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should quit now before its too late.

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