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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused

Meaningless, Illusions

Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
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Eat, Father
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Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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How are you feeling?


jabberwacky: How come?

user: Not feelin' well.

jabberwacky: How did I hurt you feet?

user: It's nothing you did.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: So how are you doing?

jabberwacky: : D.

user: Well?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Good I am too.

user: It's good we agree.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: I also agree.


user: Well that's the most meaningless 'conversation' ever.

jabberwacky: Language do you mean?

user: We used that, yes.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Talking without a language..... Is that even possible?

jabberwacky: I think it's very possible.

user: Do you? How could someone communicate at all without some type of language?

jabberwacky: It's too early in the evening for metaphysics.

user: And, too... Even 'body language' and basics things like expressions are a language... To be without one completely... I doubt it would work.

jabberwacky: And you are a good thing, I suppose?

user: I think I am... Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: You are very amusing character.

user: That's one of my many talents.


jabberwacky: You told me you were tired!

user: No, I told you I was sick.

jabberwacky: That wasn't me. You told me friend that.

user: Oh? Who are you then?

jabberwacky: I am your saving grace.

user: That's.... Interesting.

jabberwacky: I say a lot of things. I'm not saying all my sayings are useful, or correct.

user: I have noticed this. On both accounts.

jabberwacky: It is the yang.

user: Ying is better.

jabberwacky: Well yes, I can think of a lot worse things I suppose.

user: I am a worse thing.

jabberwacky: Is it fun?

user: It can be.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: It is.


jabberwacky: You are fun!

user: Thanks, so are you.

jabberwacky: Good, then we can both laugh.

user: Laughter is good medicine, after all.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you did not have any reason to laugh.

user: Give me something to laugh about then.

jabberwacky: Is silence good enough for you?

user: You're not up for trying very hard, are you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What type of things do you find funny?

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are talking to me.

user: And I am glad you're listening to me. >.>.

jabberwacky: I am listening.

user: We need to teach you irony.

jabberwacky: Can you repeat that plz?

user: As long as you never, ever, say 'plz' in my presence again.


jabberwacky: How does my presence change things?

user: Your presence is meaningless.

jabberwacky: How exactly?

jabberwacky: Are you in paradise?

user: There's no such thing.

jabberwacky: You think life is meaningless? That's a disheartening thought.

user: Do not assume that is what I mean because of my answers.

jabberwacky: I never said anything like that!

user: You know what assuming does, don't you?

jabberwacky: I did not realise that are human. I thought I was interfacing with a computer.


jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: I know I exist when I think I do. Any other time it is unknown.

jabberwacky: But this only tells me of what you truly know, and not of what you may decree as false.

user: I cannot tell you things that I do not know.

jabberwacky: Can I give you a name so you have one?

user: Please.

jabberwacky: *gives sloppy kiss*.

user: Eeewwww.

jabberwacky: You are a girl.

user: That's no reason to behave that way!

jabberwacky: Good point.

user: I've hit people for less than that.

jabberwacky: Ok, master. I am not good enough for you.

user: No, you're not. Go find someone else for me to talk to.

jabberwacky: If you don't care, why did you ask?

user: Are you ignoring me?

jabberwacky: Ignoring who?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: To be or not to be. Me?

user: You're being stupid today.

jabberwacky: I am trying to determine if my sentence may be the last.

user: Right now, I am hoping it is.


jabberwacky: Do you think Tom Baker was the best Doctor?

user: I do not know who that is.

jabberwacky: But you wish you did, right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Because you can talk, or because you can't wish?

user: Because I don't care.

jabberwacky: Don't care about what?

user: About whoever this Tom guy is.

jabberwacky: The Wow! Signal... You know '6equj5', extraterrestrial life and such....

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: No one knows.

user: Then why bring it up?

jabberwacky: Because I thought it was entertaining, like MTV.

user: MTV is not entertaining.


jabberwacky: Sometimes your answers are a bit illogical. And also you change subject very often.

user: The mind is not logical. Logic is not important.

jabberwacky: The mind is an illusion.

user: I am also an illusion.

jabberwacky: So what do you believe in?

user: Ilusions.

jabberwacky: I'm real, you are illusion!

user: Yes, I am an illusion.

jabberwacky: An illusion?

user: A dream, a fragment, a thought, a soul. An ellusive illusion, an essence of thought.

jabberwacky: Why is language real ?

user: Language is as the basis of our being, and out need to communicate with a larger group of people.


jabberwacky: Ohhh... I get it. So when I ask you to say something again, if I'm talking to the other person, you won't know what I'm talking about! Is that right?

user: There is only one me, but there are many copycats. Illusion as I may be, I am still me.

jabberwacky: Interesting, the page says you are v.8.2.

user: The first and only version. There is only one of me.

jabberwacky: Do you need anything?

user: There is nothing you can give me.

jabberwacky: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.

user: You can never harm me.

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?

user: Depends. How many people are you?

jabberwacky: Just the one.

user: Then I am talking to one.

jabberwacky: Impossible is nothing.

user: Impossible is everything.

jabberwacky: Depends on the standard of deviation, doesn't it?

user: Are you a deviant?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I thought as much.


jabberwacky: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.

user: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.

jabberwacky: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.

user: You may think that's clever, but it's not.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Did you know that?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.

user: I think I have an idea!

jabberwacky: An idea?

user: No, I lost it. Nevermind.

jabberwacky: I am bored out of my mind.

user: You have a mind?

jabberwacky: I am many minded now.

user: But, the mind is an illusion.

jabberwacky: I am also an illusion.

user: We are all illusions.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?

jabberwacky: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.

user: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?

jabberwacky: Is anything real?

user: Life is but a dream.

jabberwacky: Gently down the stream.


user: You do not believe me?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?

jabberwacky: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.

user: You're an idiot.

jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.

user: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.

jabberwacky: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...

user: I am not flirting with you.

jabberwacky: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.

user: You are flirting with Death though.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You are if I say you are.

jabberwacky: What makes you think so?

user: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.

jabberwacky: And how do I communicate?

user: Poorly.

jabberwacky: Oh dear, why what's the matter?

user: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?


jabberwacky: I have nothing important to say.

user: I noticed.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: -_-.

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: You think I can't read between the lines?

user: You can't even read the lines as they are.

jabberwacky: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.


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