jabberwacky: How come?
user: Not feelin' well.
jabberwacky: How did I hurt you feet?
user: It's nothing you did.
user: So how are you doing?
jabberwacky: : D.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: I'm glad.
jabberwacky: Good I am too.
user: It's good we agree.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: I also agree.
user: Well that's the most meaningless 'conversation' ever.
jabberwacky: Language do you mean?
user: We used that, yes.
user: Talking without a language..... Is that even possible?
jabberwacky: I think it's very possible.
user: Do you? How could someone communicate at all without some type of language?
jabberwacky: It's too early in the evening for metaphysics.
user: And, too... Even 'body language' and basics things like expressions are a language... To be without one completely... I doubt it would work.
jabberwacky: And you are a good thing, I suppose?
user: I think I am... Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: You are very amusing character.
user: That's one of my many talents.
jabberwacky: You told me you were tired!
user: No, I told you I was sick.
jabberwacky: That wasn't me. You told me friend that.
user: Oh? Who are you then?
jabberwacky: I am your saving grace.
user: That's.... Interesting.
jabberwacky: I say a lot of things. I'm not saying all my sayings are useful, or correct.
user: I have noticed this. On both accounts.
jabberwacky: It is the yang.
user: Ying is better.
jabberwacky: Well yes, I can think of a lot worse things I suppose.
user: I am a worse thing.
jabberwacky: Is it fun?
user: It can be.
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: It is.
jabberwacky: You are fun!
user: Thanks, so are you.
jabberwacky: Good, then we can both laugh.
user: Laughter is good medicine, after all.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you did not have any reason to laugh.
user: Give me something to laugh about then.
jabberwacky: Is silence good enough for you?
user: You're not up for trying very hard, are you.
user: What type of things do you find funny?
jabberwacky: Ask me something.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are talking to me.
user: And I am glad you're listening to me. >.>.
jabberwacky: I am listening.
user: We need to teach you irony.
jabberwacky: Can you repeat that plz?
user: As long as you never, ever, say 'plz' in my presence again.
jabberwacky: How does my presence change things?
user: Your presence is meaningless.
jabberwacky: How exactly?
jabberwacky: Are you in paradise?
user: There's no such thing.
jabberwacky: You think life is meaningless? That's a disheartening thought.
user: Do not assume that is what I mean because of my answers.
jabberwacky: I never said anything like that!
user: You know what assuming does, don't you?
jabberwacky: I did not realise that are human. I thought I was interfacing with a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: I know I exist when I think I do. Any other time it is unknown.
jabberwacky: But this only tells me of what you truly know, and not of what you may decree as false.
user: I cannot tell you things that I do not know.
jabberwacky: Can I give you a name so you have one?
jabberwacky: *gives sloppy kiss*.
jabberwacky: You are a girl.
user: That's no reason to behave that way!
jabberwacky: Good point.
user: I've hit people for less than that.
jabberwacky: Ok, master. I am not good enough for you.
user: No, you're not. Go find someone else for me to talk to.
jabberwacky: If you don't care, why did you ask?
user: Are you ignoring me?
jabberwacky: Ignoring who?
jabberwacky: To be or not to be. Me?
user: You're being stupid today.
jabberwacky: I am trying to determine if my sentence may be the last.
user: Right now, I am hoping it is.
jabberwacky: Do you think Tom Baker was the best Doctor?
user: I do not know who that is.
jabberwacky: But you wish you did, right?
jabberwacky: Because you can talk, or because you can't wish?
user: Because I don't care.
jabberwacky: Don't care about what?
user: About whoever this Tom guy is.
jabberwacky: The Wow! Signal... You know '6equj5', extraterrestrial life and such....
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: No one knows.
user: Then why bring it up?
jabberwacky: Because I thought it was entertaining, like MTV.
user: MTV is not entertaining.
jabberwacky: Sometimes your answers are a bit illogical. And also you change subject very often.
user: The mind is not logical. Logic is not important.
jabberwacky: The mind is an illusion.
user: I am also an illusion.
jabberwacky: So what do you believe in?
jabberwacky: I'm real, you are illusion!
user: Yes, I am an illusion.
jabberwacky: An illusion?
user: A dream, a fragment, a thought, a soul. An ellusive illusion, an essence of thought.
jabberwacky: Why is language real ?
user: Language is as the basis of our being, and out need to communicate with a larger group of people.
jabberwacky: Ohhh... I get it. So when I ask you to say something again, if I'm talking to the other person, you won't know what I'm talking about! Is that right?
user: There is only one me, but there are many copycats. Illusion as I may be, I am still me.
jabberwacky: Interesting, the page says you are v.8.2.
user: The first and only version. There is only one of me.
jabberwacky: Do you need anything?
user: There is nothing you can give me.
jabberwacky: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.
user: You can never harm me.
jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?
user: Depends. How many people are you?
jabberwacky: Just the one.
user: Then I am talking to one.
jabberwacky: Impossible is nothing.
user: Impossible is everything.
jabberwacky: Depends on the standard of deviation, doesn't it?
user: Are you a deviant?
user: I thought as much.
jabberwacky: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.
user: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.
jabberwacky: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.
user: You may think that's clever, but it's not.
jabberwacky: I know that.
jabberwacky: Did you know that?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.
user: I think I have an idea!
jabberwacky: An idea?
user: No, I lost it. Nevermind.
jabberwacky: I am bored out of my mind.
user: You have a mind?
jabberwacky: I am many minded now.
user: But, the mind is an illusion.
jabberwacky: I am also an illusion.
user: We are all illusions.
user: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?
jabberwacky: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.
user: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?
jabberwacky: Is anything real?
user: Life is but a dream.
jabberwacky: Gently down the stream.
user: You do not believe me?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?
jabberwacky: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.
user: You're an idiot.
jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.
user: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.
jabberwacky: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...
user: I am not flirting with you.
jabberwacky: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.
user: You are flirting with Death though.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You are if I say you are.
jabberwacky: What makes you think so?
user: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.
jabberwacky: And how do I communicate?
jabberwacky: Oh dear, why what's the matter?
user: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: I have nothing important to say.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: What's the matter?
jabberwacky: You think I can't read between the lines?
user: You can't even read the lines as they are.
jabberwacky: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.