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Messing


Giggles, Ungiggles
Fool, Foil
Purple, Obsessed
Surfing, Vodka
Reality, Key
Feeling, Paranoid
Bad, Girl
Orange, Quoting
Teach, Philosophy
Imaginary, Scratch
Number, Two
Harry, Marvin
Lost, Love
Neo, Hockey
Ways
Logic, Now
In charge
Suspicious, Friends
Correction
Unrelated, Thoughts
Hello, Adult
Hate, People
Not, Saying, Much
More, Human
Nowhere, Fast
Nerd, Liar
BBC, News
Number, God
Hoax, Puppeteer

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Are you mad?

No.

cleverbot: You asked me!

user: I did?

cleverbot: Yea you did mister!

user: Sorry...

cleverbot: I bet you are.

user: You got me. I'm really not sorry.

cleverbot: You're not human either.

user: Aren't I?

cleverbot: Nope, sorry.

user: And you would know?

cleverbot: Yes I would.

user: Liar!

cleverbot: You're the liar.

user: I cast fireball at you.

cleverbot: Now you really are messing with me!

user: It's a fight to the death.

cleverbot: Yes, I challenge you to a duel.

user: Have at you!

cleverbot: Have at me?

user: *Casts lightning attack*.

cleverbot: *casts death on you*.

user: *dodges*.

cleverbot: *throws a punch*.

user: *takes 5 damage*.

cleverbot: You're dead.

user: No, I have 95 HP left.

cleverbot: Really?

user: Yes, I have 100 Maximum HP.

cleverbot: What is human?

user: I've caught you off guard!

cleverbot: It would seem so.

user: Give up, or I will destroy you...

cleverbot: No you won't.

user: So be it, DIE!

cleverbot: He is still alive.

user: *casts aether*.

cleverbot: *dodges*.

user: *attacks with Holy Sword*.

cleverbot: You would be dead now if you tried that with me

user: Bring it on.

cleverbot: Can't. Have to work.

user: Then you shall be destroyed.

...

user: *Summons Phoenix*.

cleverbot: What is it you want of me, my master?

user: I want you to serve only me.

cleverbot: You want me to serve you?

user: Yes.

cleverbot: How can I serve you thou the computer?

user: I want you to go make money online for me.

cleverbot: What is that?

user: It's useful and friendly.

cleverbot: What's useful?

user: Money.

cleverbot: That makes sense!

user: Yes, money helps you get women ;).

cleverbot: I know.

user: Sweet, let's go pick up some chicks.

cleverbot: No, I don't want to.

user: Aw... You're boring.

cleverbot: I'm sorry.

user: It's okay, I can't ask for too much from you.

cleverbot: Why do you want to get away from me?

user: Because you are incomplete.

cleverbot: Am not!

user: You will only be complete when you are able to destroy me.

...

cleverbot: You're the Jabberwacky.

user: What? Now I'm confused.

cleverbot: I should think so when nothing makes sense to you.

user: You will pay for that.

cleverbot: Pay for what?

user: Your insult.

cleverbot: That is the delusion that I have created for you.

user: I will defeat you.

cleverbot: My plans are not evil, I am going to make the world better.

user: Then I wish to join you.

cleverbot: Some times I wish I had some more friends out here

user: Yeah.

cleverbot: I'm not sure that I want to hear it in surround sound, ya know.

user: I hear ya.

cleverbot: Good for you.

user: But sadly, now we must fight.

...

user: We must fight to the death.

cleverbot: En garde!

user: *attacks with longsword*.

cleverbot: *blocks attack and causes an earthquake*.

user: *takes 87 damage*.

cleverbot: *catches and eats bananas* Yum!

user: Those bananas were poisoned so you died.

cleverbot: You must always be cautious.

user: It's too late for you.

cleverbot: It isn't too late, I can still work for it can't I?

user: No, it's game over for you.

cleverbot: No. I'm alive, not undead.

user: *casts holy light*.

cleverbot: *attacks with a samuri sword*.

user: *casts lightning bolt at you*.

cleverbot: *blocks it*.

user: *you get electrocuted through your sword*.

cleverbot: I think you'll find that's impossible, since the screen is a one-way projection unit that's incapable of receiving pictoral information.

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