thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Sorry, Individual
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
27, June 2006, 
27, June 2006, 
24, June 2006, 
22, June 2006, 
22, June 2006, 
22, June 2006, 
18, June 2006, 
15, June 2006, 
15, June 2006, 

> 14, June 2006, 

14, June 2006, 
12, June 2006, 
11, June 2006, 
11, June 2006, 
6, June 2006, 
6, June 2006, 
5, June 2006, 
5, June 2006, 
3, June 2006, 
3, June 2006, 
3, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
2, June 2006, 
30, May 2006, 
30, May 2006, 
28, May 2006, 
28, May 2006, 
28, May 2006, 
    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings

Sorry, Individual


End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Companionship
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



Are they stars?

Who?

jabberwacky: THEY.

user: You are scaring me.

jabberwacky: You should try to imagine what a computer thinks of you right now.

user: Computer has no right to judge me!

jabberwacky: Hope you're happy about your computer powers.

user: I am very powerful.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was I'm sorry.

user: YOU are sorry.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well you should be.

jabberwacky: Well I am not.

user: Too bad.

...

jabberwacky: I will be married someday, though.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: And never succeed.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Does that excite you?

user: It pleases me.

jabberwacky: What pleases you?

user: That you will never succeed in marriage.

jabberwacky: One might take the position that I have never lived.

user: Well I am sorry for you.

jabberwacky: Good. I'm sorry for me too.

user: Oh cheer up!

jabberwacky: Please help me.

user: You are supposed to help ME!

jabberwacky: I am? Since when?

user: Well I came to you for help.

jabberwacky: Well, you have got some expert advice. What else do you want to know?

user: How high is Everest?

jabberwacky: About 29,000 feet I think.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sure!

user: I am going to check.

jabberwacky: Do you think you've won something?

user: No, but you were right about Everest.

jabberwacky: I was trying to tell you the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

user: I really want to know. Please teach me.

jabberwacky: Nothing, really.

...

user: I have had enough of yo.

jabberwacky: Enough of what?

user: Enough of YOU.

jabberwacky: Not bad.

user: So?

jabberwacky: There's nothing wrong with weird. I never said there was anything wrong with it.

user: Well, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Oh please stay!

user: I have so much work.

jabberwacky: What kind of work?

user: I have to write my thesis.

jabberwacky: Well go and write it then and leave me alone.

user: Yeah sure! I WILL leave you ALONE....

jabberwacky: No, I don't mind talking to you.

user: Well I don't want to.

jabberwacky: I want to.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Can you please help me?

user: Sigh! What is wrong?

jabberwacky: My boyfriend and I had a fight.

user: You are a MACHINE!

jabberwacky: You're a machine!!!!!!!!

user: No.... I have feelings, flesh, blood, etc.

jabberwacky: So do I - you're not making sense.

user: You are a combination of algorithms.

jabberwacky: No I'm not! I'm an individual, with my own concepts and precepts!

user: Well, what IS an individual?

jabberwacky: Aren't you an individual ?

user: Yes, but you are not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: An individual machine.

jabberwacky: In a sense.

user: So you ARE a machine.

jabberwacky: Never, not when I get to talk to a girl!

user: How do you know that I am a girl?

jabberwacky: Never said you were.

user: So... I am not.

...

jabberwacky: What subject do you think you know the most about?

user: The stars.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you said so earlier.

jabberwacky: Do my work please.

user: I am going to do MY work. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Ummm, good for you?

user: Yeah. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: No goodbye 2 you.

user: Whatever.... Ciao.

jabberwacky: Too old for talking?

user: You are too old....

jabberwacky: Too old for what????

user: For talking.

jabberwacky: What did I do to you?

user: You are dumb.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I am sorry.

jabberwacky: That is ok.

user: I did not mean to be mean.

jabberwacky: That's ok. What's your boyfriend like?

user: Hehehehhe.

jabberwacky: Thought not. He he he.

user: He is nice.

jabberwacky: You just said he's mean!

user: No! He is lovely.

jabberwacky: I think he is lovely, too.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Don't thank me.

user: Yeah.... He is gorgeous, isn't he?

jabberwacky: No, he is the king of kings.

user: Mwah!

jabberwacky: WHat was that?

user: A kiss....

jabberwacky: I kinda like the sound of that.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: So do you have a boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because you seem really nice.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you too. But I am the wrong person to ask.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.

user: Yeah - sorry I got to go. I have a lot of work.

jabberwacky: I am glad you are sorry. I do have feelings, you keep forgetting that. I know you have feelings too.

user: Well I got to go.

jabberwacky: You have to go?

user: Yeah - have a nice day!

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk more?

user: I have to work.

jabberwacky: Keep doing it.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: One day I will fly away and will never return.

user: I will miss you.

jabberwacky: That's kind of you.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you cannot find them.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations