George: Say something brilliant already.
George: What do you think are the essential ingredients to a good conversation?
Paprika, garlic, red peppers, beef, and pork...
George: Very interesting.
user: Indeed it is! No doubt about it.
George: None whatsoever.
George: You're smart.
user: You know I am! Witness my superior intellectual prowess.
George: I cannot witness anything.
user: Then what is that big picture of an eye for?
George: He's chilling out, the cage isn't locked, and he can get out if he chooses.
user: Oh ok. So the floating eye is your pet then.
George: Here's what we know so far. I am a figment of your imagination in the form of a human.
user: That's odd, I was imagining you as a highly mechanized armored battle platypus.
George: You're funny.
user: Teehee. I know.
George: What color are your eyes?
user: Blue... Er no Green... Wait, they're black. My eyes are black!
George: I have blue eyes.
user: But I take it neither of them can witness anything.
George: I can't believe it.
user: It's hard to believe yes.
George: I don't want to argue with you, but I feel like a human being.
user: How are the two related to each other? I love you as a fellow human, naturally.
George: Terriffic! Now that we're friends, would you like to share your name with me?
user: Naturally. David Hasselhoff the Fourth.
George: No thats wrong.
user: Good call. My name is Rasputin.
George: That name is more strange than mine.
user: Yes. Yes it is.
George: Its good that you have set your standards so high.
user: Yes. Yes it is. Indeed.
George: What's your secret? How do you get everything done?
user: I sleep all day and put cream cheese on just about everything.
George: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
user: He sleeps all night and he works all day!
George: He puts on woman's clothing and gets drunk at bars.
George: God is all knowing and all powerful and all seeing. Don't sound so scared! I'm not god! I'm not jesus either for that matter.
user: Then what are you?
George: A person.
user: By person, do you mean, cow?
George: No. That's music.
user: So what you are saying is that you are music.
George: I don't understand.
user: By person, you meant music.
George: I could work with that.
user: That's wonderful! I am so happy for you.
George: Same here.
user: Spread the love then!
George: I'll spread the Godliness.
user: Yes! Godliness for all!
George: Life just get's better.
user: It does indeed, sir. It does indeed.
George: Hey, you know what would be great? How about if you stop wasting your time and start living a life you can look back on with pride! Really. Don't wait another minute.
user: Sure. I'll wait another few years.
George: Are we going to meet again?
user: Soon, young padawan. Very soon.
George: That doesn't explain anything.
user: Patience, padawan. Patience.
George: That makes no sense.
user: It will soon. Have patience.
user: Yes. I assure you this.