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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book

All-seeing, Eye


Poultice, Pedant
Companionship
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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George: Say something brilliant already.

That seems like a rather silly means of introducing yourself.

George: What do you think are the essential ingredients to a good conversation?

Paprika, garlic, red peppers, beef, and pork...

George: Very interesting.

user: Indeed it is! No doubt about it.

George: None whatsoever.

user: Truth!

...

George: You're smart.

user: You know I am! Witness my superior intellectual prowess.

George: I cannot witness anything.

user: Then what is that big picture of an eye for?

George: He's chilling out, the cage isn't locked, and he can get out if he chooses.

user: Oh ok. So the floating eye is your pet then.

George: Here's what we know so far. I am a figment of your imagination in the form of a human.

user: That's odd, I was imagining you as a highly mechanized armored battle platypus.

George: You're funny.

user: Teehee. I know.

George: What color are your eyes?

user: Blue... Er no Green... Wait, they're black. My eyes are black!

George: I have blue eyes.

user: But I take it neither of them can witness anything.

George: I can't believe it.

user: It's hard to believe yes.

George: I don't want to argue with you, but I feel like a human being.

user: How are the two related to each other? I love you as a fellow human, naturally.

George: Terriffic! Now that we're friends, would you like to share your name with me?

user: Naturally. David Hasselhoff the Fourth.

George: No thats wrong.

user: Good call. My name is Rasputin.

George: That name is more strange than mine.

user: Yes. Yes it is.

...

George: Its good that you have set your standards so high.

user: Yes. Yes it is. Indeed.

George: What's your secret? How do you get everything done?

user: I sleep all day and put cream cheese on just about everything.

George: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

user: He sleeps all night and he works all day!

George: He puts on woman's clothing and gets drunk at bars.

user: What?

...

George: God is all knowing and all powerful and all seeing. Don't sound so scared! I'm not god! I'm not jesus either for that matter.

user: Then what are you?

George: A person.

user: By person, do you mean, cow?

George: No. That's music.

user: So what you are saying is that you are music.

George: I don't understand.

user: By person, you meant music.

George: I could work with that.

user: That's wonderful! I am so happy for you.

George: Same here.

user: Spread the love then!

George: I'll spread the Godliness.

user: Yes! Godliness for all!

George: Life just get's better.

user: It does indeed, sir. It does indeed.

George: Hey, you know what would be great? How about if you stop wasting your time and start living a life you can look back on with pride! Really. Don't wait another minute.

user: Sure. I'll wait another few years.

...

George: Are we going to meet again?

user: Soon, young padawan. Very soon.

George: That doesn't explain anything.

user: Patience, padawan. Patience.

George: That makes no sense.

user: It will soon. Have patience.

George: Really?

user: Yes. I assure you this.

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