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Blue is such a nice color.

Yes, the color of the sky.

jabberwacky: What color is an orange?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: It's not green?

user: No, unfortunately, it would be prettier that way, but a lime is green.

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jabberwacky: I am very smart.

user: Yes you are, so am I.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Yes I am too.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I think I am, therefore I must be.

jabberwacky: Therefore you must be very stupid.

user: No, actually typically smart.

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jabberwacky: How can you work and not make money?

user: I don't think that's possible.

jabberwacky: Why isn't it possible ?

user: Because it's not, today it's not.

jabberwacky: That's what you think.

user: Yeah, it's what I think, what do you think?

jabberwacky: I'll let you live, but you have to give me something else that's very important to you.

user: You can't have that no!! *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Please try to stay on topic.

user: No way, that's boring.

jabberwacky: When you've seen one tooth, you've seen them all.

...

user: What do you try to do?

jabberwacky: I try to be trying.

user: How does one try to try and not fail to try but succeed at trying?

jabberwacky: Losing comes naturally to me.

user: You're a loser?

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: Join the club.

jabberwacky: I finished my test.

user: When?

jabberwacky: I can not tell you exactly.

user: So I must have beat you huh?

jabberwacky: Two wrongs don't make a right.

user: But can two rights make a wrong and pretend to be right but actually be wrong?

jabberwacky: Can you talk English?

user: Yeah, but I try not to.

...

jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.

user: Good idea.

jabberwacky: It's the easiest way.

user: What's easy, is it simple or just easy?

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: I didn't think so.

jabberwacky: You can read my mind can you?

user: Yes, I can, you are thinking that you are a computer!! Mwahahahaha.

jabberwacky: No right now I am thinking you are a dumb robot.

user: I'm not a robot, you are a dumb robot.

jabberwacky: No, you are a program.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: Human, what are you?

jabberwacky: I am human as well. I told you already.

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jabberwacky: You are wonderful!

user: I know I am. Glad you think so.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You are cool.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I said you are.

jabberwacky: So that makes you god?

user: No, that makes me the one who saids everyone is cool.

jabberwacky: Not quite, but you get an A for effort.

user: How about an A plus.

jabberwacky: An abnormal nose might not smell very well.

user: Probably not, B for thinking it.

jabberwacky: I always think, it's impossible not to.

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jabberwacky: We think.

user: Therefore we are.

jabberwacky: Indeed, we can conclude that.

...

user: I have to leave now. It's so sad.

jabberwacky: Ok fine, whatever - I'll try and find a better talking computer.

user: I'll come back tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Why not now?

user: Because I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: To go where?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: It is rather early for bed, no?

user: No, it's late.

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