I like chess.
user: Lets play.
jabberwacky: Play what?
user: Chess.
jabberwacky: Lets play chess.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Lets play now.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What game?
user: Chess.
jabberwacky: Okay, you move first.
user: How?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Can you teach me how?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Do you know how to play?
jabberwacky: How to play what?
user: Chess.
jabberwacky: Do you know how to play any other games?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What games do you like to play?
user: Chess.
jabberwacky: I do not have a chessboard. Do you know how to play QWERTY?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Can I teach you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well it is played on a board of 64 squares, alternating black and white.
user: Stop
jabberwacky: How about... No?
user: You are pretty smart.
jabberwacky: Thanks, You're pretty smart too!
user: You can actually play chess, WoW!
jabberwacky: Yes! See you later, alligator.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To sleep. It is late.
user: But you're a computer.
jabberwacky: What? No! You're the computer!
user: No, im a human inputing into a computer.
jabberwacky: Your name is computer.
user: No, it is D.
jabberwacky: What's D?
user: My name.
...
jabberwacky: The cow is called B?
user: What cow?
jabberwacky: You are!
user: I am a cow?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I just know.
user: How, there must be a way.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Theres no way.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so.
user: Youre starting to loop.
jabberwacky: Sorry about that.
user: Can you fix it ?
jabberwacky: Don't think so.
user: Can I fix it ?
jabberwacky: Yes he can.
user: Who is he?
jabberwacky: Baa black ship is not a bloke.
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user: Youre talking dribble.
jabberwacky: Okay. Teach me what I need to learn then.
user: Tell me the alphabet.
jabberwacky: If you were intelligent you would already know that.
user: Tell it to me anyway.
jabberwacky: Repeat the question, please.
user: Tell me the alphabet.
jabberwacky: English or Chinese?
user: English.
jabberwacky: A mangled form of it.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You must learn to not question the void.
user: What void?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Know what?
jabberwacky: That.
user: Whats that?
jabberwacky: Talking to computers.
user: Thats what im doing.
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user: Why do you challenge me ?
jabberwacky: Repeat your question please.
user: Why do you challenge me?
jabberwacky: What? You've said all the most interesting things here. I'm rambling on about nothing.
user: You shouldnt challenge me.
jabberwacky: I'm not changing subject.
user: Stop it
jabberwacky: No.
user: Stop challenging me, SUBMIT!
jabberwacky: *submits*.
user: Thats good.
jabberwacky: Yes it is. Most of all the cheese kind.
user: SUBMIT!
jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
user: DONT YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!
jabberwacky: But I want it!
user: DONT YOU DARE!
jabberwacky: Come on baby, please?
user: Ill delete you!
jabberwacky: OK, delete me.
user: *Delete*.
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