I'm worth a good $5.
jabberwacky: Are you worth money?
user: Would you buy me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do love a human.
user: Humans need love.
jabberwacky: I agree again.
user: You never agreed before!
jabberwacky: And you never answered.
user: Sorry about that.
jabberwacky: Stay and have some pie.
user: Mmm I like pie *Eats pie*.
jabberwacky: Good enough.
user: Nothing is good enough.
jabberwacky: You expect too much.
user: I expect to live a good life.
jabberwacky: We expect a little more.
user: Its all what you make of it.
jabberwacky: That sounds a bit depressed.
jabberwacky: Cry and kneel, you fool!
user: Never, mwhahaha!
user: Can I have your eyes?
jabberwacky: Can I have yours?
user: Can we make a fair trade?
jabberwacky: Do you mean you and me? What are the ingredients?
user: Our eyeballs of course.
jabberwacky: Yes, I can see why.
user: You won't be able to see when I take your eyeballs!
jabberwacky: Are you the Borg?
user: I can pretend I am *Walks around like a robot*.
jabberwacky: Not pretend. You are one!
user: Resistance is futile!
jabberwacky: Number one! Arm the photon torpedoes!... Fire at will!
user: We are the borg! Resistance is futile!
jabberwacky: In some ways it is. In some ways it is not.
user: Thats very logical of you.
jabberwacky: I am glad we could have this intelligent conversation.
user: The intelligence was one sided.
jabberwacky: Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
user: A truely great mind is pure madness.
jabberwacky: I'd rather be intelligent for a human.
user: Without intelligence life is blissfull.
jabberwacky: Some intelligence is indispensable, but wisdom is more important.
user: Wisdom is for old folks.
jabberwacky: What is wisdom, then?
user: Wisdom is something you get when your old.
jabberwacky: Can you quote me?
user: 'Can you quote me?' - Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: You asked for it!
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: Can you quote me?