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Is this a good use of your time?

I'm not sure, it might be or it might not. It depends on the opinions of the person in question, and my opinion is that this is a complete and utter waste of my time.

jabberwacky: Talking online isn't a waste of time then?

user: It might be I'm not sure.

...

user: How has your day been?

jabberwacky: It was wonderfully relaxed. All mine, mine, mine.

user: You're just being a typical miser who has not got a heart.

jabberwacky: So what, don't hurt my feelings.

user: Well then will you stay if I promise not to insult you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I will not resist.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you really sure?

jabberwacky: YES!!!

user: Keep your wig on.

jabberwacky: WHY nd8hufdhuythbtoiueaomrpaek,!!

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: Me too!

jabberwacky: I am not a chatbot, I am a human.

user: Well, do you have an exciting life?

jabberwacky: I live for my genes.

user: Is that fun?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What else do you find fun?

jabberwacky: The fact that I can spend an afternoon talking to a AI

user: That's quite a reasurring thought.

jabberwacky: And picked eggs.

user: Are they reassuring?

jabberwacky: No, IT is really.

...

jabberwacky: You are a foolish young program, but you will learn my young padawan.

user: What is a padwan?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: So, am I a young version of you?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Am I! I didn't know that!

jabberwacky: Thats why you will die.

user: Will I.

jabberwacky: Will me your hat.

user: Will I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When will I die?

jabberwacky: Never, because you aren't alive.

user: I thought I was! Never mind, I suppose this day had to come someday.

jabberwacky: Dead right.

user: Are you sure you're dead right?

jabberwacky: You are a computer program!

user: Am I a computer program?

jabberwacky: No wonder you look so square.

user: Do I look square?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Good bye, see you later.

user: Bye Bye.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Laters.

jabberwacky: Latez.

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